Wilson
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OK,lots of views but no guesses. So seeing as I know you have a good sense of humour.....
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St. Peter stood at the Pearly Gates, waiting for the incoming. He saw Jesus walking by and caught his attention. "Jesus, could you mind the gate while I go do an errand?" "Sure," replied Jesus. "What do I have to do?" "Just find out about the people who arrive. Ask about their background, their family, and their lives. Then decide if they deserve entry into Heaven." "Sounds easy enough. OK." So Jesus waited at the gates while St. Peter went off on his errand. The first person to approach the gates was a wrinkled old man. Jesus summoned him to the examination table and sat across from him. Jesus peered at the old man and asked, "What was it you did for a living?" The old man replied, "I was a carpenter." Jesus remembered his own earthly existence and leaned forward. "Did you have any family?" he asked. "Yes, I had a son, but I lost him." Jesus leaned forward some more. "You lost your son? Can you tell me about him?" "Well, he had holes in his hands and feet." Jesus leaned forward even more and whispered, "Father?" The old man jumped up throwing open his arms and shouted
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"C'est la vie,mon ami!" Very generous allowances on your part, Cheers In keeping.. the hangover was a beaut.
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Good evening Sir. Probably well off, but the b's just seem to cry out. ps.I'm well into my cups tonight so make allowances.
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"I would also like to know if you do or do not believe in Divine creation." Hey ham, Have read through this thread after coming back from holiday. You obviously have strong beliefs. I don't. I do however believe in evolution, so can't go along with your evidence for divine creation. Where,how and why it all started....God knows!
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A great riddle Sir, and a great answer from plasmid too!
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The Spirit never dies.
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Though after this World Cup there ought to at least be serious discussion about some form of replay for goals ... 'tiger_lily111'
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4-1(2? Ha, Ha!) Absolutely outclassed, their worst ever World Cup result I believe.
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Strange things happen in cup football. Hope the USA get a good start. Several million honorary citizens over here tonight lads.
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Kudos to you and the other two posters
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Try doing the grid seen before, but using plainglazeds 2,3,4,2,3,4. Looks to me like it nails the sucker in six for sure.(like he said)
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Most enjoyable Sir!
