I'll bump this in case there is interest. (& sincere apologies, I didn't realize I had an open riddle remaining.) Not one of my better offerings, so also a bit of a re-write:
I'm neither ugly nor watched by children
But fall afoul of my salty attitude and enjoy my crusty skin
Though I could sound a bit crazy, I'm not a fraud
Especially while moving
Get off my lawn, it's dinnertime
Hope to check in on the Den now and again.