“Easter Bunny claims his victim”
by Andromeda
April 14, 2009
The body of an unidentified Caucasian male in his mid thirties was found in the backyard of a house that was vacant, and as it seems it was lying there for quite a while. An old married couple that regularly spends their winter seasons in Florida came back home today early morning to a sight that was not pleasant to see, said Brainden Police Chief Martini.
The unidentified male, for now referred to as John Dou was laying face down on the ground near the house, with some coal fragments and a carrot lying next to him and a large garden fork lodged in his back.
With little to go on Chief Martini did not jump into conclusions since there were no signs of struggle. An autopsy is pending to try and determine who the man was and how exactly he died.
(Chief Martini of course knew exactly what happened, do you?)
Please use spoilers or the Easter Bunny will claim another victim