Guest Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 If a canoe lost one wheel, how many pancakes could fit in a doghouse? Answer: Eggs don't have yolks, silly!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 NICE ! the only reason it's so überly super is because of my fusion jazz skills Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 I can't believe I've never seen this thread before! Thanks for digging it up. The lawyer said "That's a good start!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 Because broccolli tastes nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted April 28, 2009 Report Share Posted April 28, 2009 When do rocks become stones? LIES!!! Waffles don't have cucumbers in them!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 bout 2.5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 1, 2009 Report Share Posted May 1, 2009 There once was a Jigglebog who lived in a show...or was it a banana? anyway, this jigglebog once bought a snoodle that was worth $3 and sold it for $eleventy7 how much did he make? Potatoes!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 Why did the crab cross the toad? Gerbils ate a chicken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 24, 2009 Report Share Posted May 24, 2009 [[Q:whats the difference between a banana? theres no spoon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 24, 2009 Report Share Posted May 24, 2009 One dark day in the middle of the night. Two bad boys got up to fight. Back to back the faced each other. Drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise. Came right out and got those boys. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I got up at golf o'clock this morning and ate a tree with maple syrup. It tasted horrible, just the way I like it. Anyways, I went out for a short stroll on my fence and saw something very strange. There was a house built with the bottom down not left, the way it usualy is. This was mind boggling but I didin't have much time to think about it because then my shoe started quacking. I picked it up and heard some strange news. (person calling) eWay eednay ouyay otay omecay otay ethay igbay agelbay inway annanabay inutesmay. Away alrusway ustjay ewflay oughtray ethay airway andway olestay allway ethay umbscray. (our main character) Yescray. Illway omecay Imediatelyway. As I sped on to the Big Bagel I encountered my second strange thing of the day. Can you belive it? A few people were walking with their feet on the ground! As I crossed the bubble gum, I saw the Big Bagel looming infront of me. I wondered What would happen on this crazy day. To Be Continued... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 25, 2009 Report Share Posted May 25, 2009 One dark day in the middle of the night. Two bad boys got up to fight. Back to back the faced each other. Drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise. Came right out and got those boys. if you don't believe this lie is true, just ask the blindman he saw it too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 29, 2009 Report Share Posted May 29, 2009 If a yellow Chihuahua barfs up a little girl, and she turns into a water melon and flys away, what color is the bald man in conneticut? STEVE! Spoiler for Why is oinkers dead?: BECAUSE STEVE BIT HIS FOOT OFF! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 peace*out Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 One time, i was reading a joke book to my cousin. He said want to hear a joke i just make up? I said, sure! Knock knock who there? Rudolf the red deer rain nose Rudolf the red deer rain nose who? Cinderella!!! And of course, he starts to laugh REALLY LOUD. I join in. ;) :) :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 OmegaScales Posted October 29, 2010 Report Share Posted October 29, 2010 Sorry I can't post this message. My computer fell in my bath water and I died (My computer is fine after it dried itself out). By the way, you don't kill a pineapple with a red herring, but an egg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 MissKitten Posted November 6, 2010 Report Share Posted November 6, 2010 if a crazy donut takes control of the universe, why is there a bald guy in massachusetts? duct tape! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 OmegaScales Posted November 7, 2010 Report Share Posted November 7, 2010 (edited) Did you hear about the fish in the desert?Of course you can eat bananas! EDIT: typo Edited November 7, 2010 by OmegaScales Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 peace*out Posted November 7, 2010 Report Share Posted November 7, 2010 When were pineapples invented??? because the fish couldn't die!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 EDM Posted November 7, 2010 Report Share Posted November 7, 2010 Why did The pen hop to safety...??? because the bread cutlets!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 OmegaScales Posted November 8, 2010 Report Share Posted November 8, 2010 If I won jack'o'lantern fish-heads, and my girlfriend Bob won ring eggshells, how many pirahna's did my unicorn win?Pens don't eat cereal, they eat bananas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 EDM Posted November 8, 2010 Report Share Posted November 8, 2010 (edited) Are you crazy?! the curtains are for members, only!!! wow, it actually makes sense in an obscure way.... Edited November 8, 2010 by EDM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 OmegaScales Posted November 8, 2010 Report Share Posted November 8, 2010 Why would you toss Chuck in the birdhouse?Tengo un cerdo en mis pantalones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 fabpig Posted November 12, 2010 Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 You wish!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 fabpig Posted November 19, 2010 Report Share Posted November 19, 2010 You wish!! In response to OS's spoiler. No? I thought it was worth a titter..... Plus I need cheering up. I can't find my air guitar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 peace*out Posted November 19, 2010 Report Share Posted November 19, 2010 why did the box get off the internet???? CBCRao sbgiadsubgiudfiadg and if you know new years 2009 history, then this acually makes sence..justsaying.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted November 22, 2010 Report Share Posted November 22, 2010 Why did the man with 5feet jump of an elephant? his home was being repoed by 20 staplers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 OmegaScales Posted November 22, 2010 Report Share Posted November 22, 2010 My qwertyuiop has asdfghjkl, a serious disease that causes zxcvbnm and qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp. Sclee may not make it, although scler poiuytrewq is almost as healthy as sclis lkjhgfdsa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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