For the benefit of those users of this forum who were born in the 80's or 90's, I'll explain: In the 70's there was lots of hard white dog poo around. In those days you didn't need chalk to draw a hopscotch court or giant willy, you simply picked up the nearest dessicated dookie and drew with that instead. But like so many icons of our glorious childhood days, they have quietly disappeared, without explanation. Why is this? Theories abound, but many of them have the ring of unsubstantiated hypothesis or outright urban myth about them. Some people put it down to the declining popularity of poodles, dog food content, calcium levels in the water supply, or the fact that dog turds were left lying around longer without being cleaned up. I am unconvinced. Something fundamental has changed in the world, and I mean to find out what it is. The sheer number of half-baked theories surrounding this issue strongly suggests a government cover-up. What are they hiding? Early signs of impending environmental catastrophe, or alien invasion? I need hard science, people!
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For the benefit of those users of this forum who were born in the 80's or 90's, I'll explain: In the 70's there was lots of hard white dog poo around. In those days you didn't need chalk to draw a hopscotch court or giant willy, you simply picked up the nearest dessicated dookie and drew with that instead. But like so many icons of our glorious childhood days, they have quietly disappeared, without explanation. Why is this? Theories abound, but many of them have the ring of unsubstantiated hypothesis or outright urban myth about them. Some people put it down to the declining popularity of poodles, dog food content, calcium levels in the water supply, or the fact that dog turds were left lying around longer without being cleaned up. I am unconvinced. Something fundamental has changed in the world, and I mean to find out what it is. The sheer number of half-baked theories surrounding this issue strongly suggests a government cover-up. What are they hiding? Early signs of impending environmental catastrophe, or alien invasion? I need hard science, people!
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