Magic_luver101 Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 SAD NEWS.. Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities Turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man Who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes. If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the occasion and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone else who > may be having a crumby day and kneads a lift. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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0 peace*out Posted May 10, 2009 Report Share Posted May 10, 2009 haha!! amazing!! :D :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 akaslickster Posted May 11, 2009 Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 Super! I miss these types of good-humor. Keep it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 *Snickering* I always knew that all those pokes would catch up to the doughboy someday... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 hahaha! i've seen this before and i absolutely loved it!!! it's so funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 EDM Posted June 21, 2009 Report Share Posted June 21, 2009 the title fits the joke..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 abhisk Posted June 21, 2009 Report Share Posted June 21, 2009 hahaha! i've seen this before and i absolutely loved it!!! it's so funny! Me too!!!! I love this joke. First time I read it, I laughed for quite a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Magic_luver101
SAD NEWS..
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment
community.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma
complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities
Turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry
Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and
Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a
man Who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show
business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not
considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked
schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty
old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough,
Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also
survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the
occasion and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone else who
> may be having a crumby day and kneads a lift.
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