Guest Posted February 5, 2009 Report Share Posted February 5, 2009 A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, "Where is Jesus today?" Steven raises his hand and says, "He's in Heaven." Mary answers, "He's in my heart." Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, "He's in our bathroom!" The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this. "Well," Little Johnny says, "every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!'" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted February 5, 2009 Report Share Posted February 5, 2009 (edited) , that's a good joke! I'm sure the teacher was just overjoyed edit: btw, it might just be a coincidence, but my dad always uses "Little Johnny" in his jokes... Edited February 5, 2009 by star_tiger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted February 5, 2009 Report Share Posted February 5, 2009 Nice!! lolz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 TwoaDay Posted February 5, 2009 Report Share Posted February 5, 2009 hahahahah lolz very funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 peace*out Posted February 5, 2009 Report Share Posted February 5, 2009 That's awsome! I love it!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 andromeda Posted February 5, 2009 Report Share Posted February 5, 2009 , that's a good joke! I'm sure the teacher was just overjoyed edit: btw, it might just be a coincidence, but my dad always uses "Little Johnny" in his jokes... In my country we use little Peter! And I love this joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Brandonb Posted February 5, 2009 Report Share Posted February 5, 2009 LOL! I love the innocence in these types of jokes I always use Little Billy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 Glad u liked it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 Ha - I know who said that! I say that, jesus christ, man!! That is a famous phrase we Mainers say, jesus christ!!! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 peace*out Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 Ha - I know who said that! I say that, jesus christ, man!! That is a famous phrase we Mainers say, jesus christ!!! :lol: OMG - your a mainer too! High five!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 OMG - your a mainer too! High five!! Ayuh, you betcha. Ima Mainer, jesus christ, and I love it. Yesah! *high five* :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, "Where is Jesus today?"
Steven raises his hand and says, "He's in Heaven."
Mary answers, "He's in my heart."
Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, "He's in our bathroom!"
The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this.
"Well," Little Johnny says, "every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!'"
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