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A bus heading to town one night swerves.... all of a sudden the lights go out. There follows a series of little bumps, bump, bump, bump...... All of a sudden BUMP!and stops. A man runs up to the driver and says "What the hell was that"? The driver explains that the bus just ran over a lawyer. "So what was all those little bumps then"? Another passenger asked. "We had to go a cross a ploughed field to get him" replied the driver. :o

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Ahaha. :lol: And to think I wanted to be a lawyer when I was a kid... Don't worry, I've moved on to real jobs. I wanna be a superhero now!

nice Izzy i like that one better than the joke that this was about in the first place :D

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Ahaha. :lol: And to think I wanted to be a lawyer when I was a kid... Don't worry, I've moved on to real jobs. I wanna be a superhero now!

when you were a kid....LMAO!!!!!

Hilarious joke. My aunt is actually dating a lawyer right now so I have to e-mail it to her. I think Bb is a lawyer too if I recall.....

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when you were a kid....LMAO!!!!!

Hilarious joke. My aunt is actually dating a lawyer right now so I have to e-mail it to her. I think Bb is a lawyer too if I recall.....

Bb is a lawyer? Wow, he must really love all the lawyer jokes here...

Nice one, LIS! :D

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A bus heading to town one night swerves.... all of a sudden the lights go out. There follows a series of little bumps, bump, bump, bump...... All of a sudden BUMP!and stops. A man runs up to the driver and says "What the hell was that"? The driver explains that the bus just ran over a lawyer. "So what was all those little bumps then"? Another passenger asked. "We had to go a cross a ploughed field to get him" replied the driver. :o

No humans got hurt in the making of this joke. Just a lawyer.

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