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It's both so what is the relationship between brown and blue (below) or just laugh and enjoy

Three men suddenly died on Christmas Eve and were warmly met by the kindly and soft-spoken Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates.

'In honor of this special holy season,' Saint Peter declared, 'Each one of you should possess an object that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a white cigarette lighter. He flicked it on and said, "Ah this represents a candle.'

'You may now pass through the Pearly Gates,' Saint Peter said.

The second inventive man reached into his pocket, pulled out a set of keys and shook them.

"I signify bells’ rings."

Saint Peter said, 'Yes, they do. You may pass through the Pearly Gates.'

The third man started searching desperately through his clothes and finally pulled out the nicest pair of panties.

A sceptic St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow.

'Madness! And just what does that woman’s one personal thing symbolize?'

The cornered man bluffed, 'These are Carol's.'

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It's both so what is the relationship between brown and blue (below) or just laugh and enjoy

Three men suddenly died on Christmas Eve and were warmly met by the kindly and soft-spoken Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates.

'In honor of this special holy season,' Saint Peter declared, 'Each one of you should possess an object that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a white cigarette lighter. He flicked it on and said, "Ah this represents a candle.'

'You may now pass through the Pearly Gates,' Saint Peter said.

The second inventive man reached into his pocket, pulled out a set of keys and shook them.

"I signify bells’ rings."

Saint Peter said, 'Yes, they do. You may pass through the Pearly Gates.'

The third man started searching desperately through his clothes and finally pulled out the nicest pair of panties.

A sceptic St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow.

'Madness! And just what does that woman’s one personal thing symbolize?'

The cornered man bluffed, 'These are Carol's.'

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The first five letters of each line of both colors are "TITSA"

Twas a good start

I stopped with about a quarter of the letters to go, but if the two halves of that joke aren't anagrams of each other, they're really close. Neato.
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well done

Thanks - for the remarks Andromeda, Itachi-san .. not my own work - it's too good :D and the spelling is too good! :lol:

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