Guest Posted January 4, 2009 Report Share Posted January 4, 2009 It's both so what is the relationship between brown and blue (below) or just laugh and enjoy Three men suddenly died on Christmas Eve and were warmly met by the kindly and soft-spoken Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. 'In honor of this special holy season,' Saint Peter declared, 'Each one of you should possess an object that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.' The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a white cigarette lighter. He flicked it on and said, "Ah this represents a candle.' 'You may now pass through the Pearly Gates,' Saint Peter said. The second inventive man reached into his pocket, pulled out a set of keys and shook them. "I signify bells’ rings." Saint Peter said, 'Yes, they do. You may pass through the Pearly Gates.' The third man started searching desperately through his clothes and finally pulled out the nicest pair of panties. A sceptic St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow. 'Madness! And just what does that woman’s one personal thing symbolize?' The cornered man bluffed, 'These are Carol's.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted January 4, 2009 Report Share Posted January 4, 2009 It's both so what is the relationship between brown and blue (below) or just laugh and enjoy Three men suddenly died on Christmas Eve and were warmly met by the kindly and soft-spoken Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. 'In honor of this special holy season,' Saint Peter declared, 'Each one of you should possess an object that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.' The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a white cigarette lighter. He flicked it on and said, "Ah this represents a candle.' 'You may now pass through the Pearly Gates,' Saint Peter said. The second inventive man reached into his pocket, pulled out a set of keys and shook them. "I signify bells’ rings." Saint Peter said, 'Yes, they do. You may pass through the Pearly Gates.' The third man started searching desperately through his clothes and finally pulled out the nicest pair of panties. A sceptic St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow. 'Madness! And just what does that woman’s one personal thing symbolize?' The cornered man bluffed, 'These are Carol's.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted January 4, 2009 Report Share Posted January 4, 2009 ahahahah i got the part about laughing and enjoying. but relating the blue and the brown....... i dont get it :| Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Izzy Posted January 4, 2009 Report Share Posted January 4, 2009 The first five letters of each line of both colors are "TITSA" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 peace*out Posted January 5, 2009 Report Share Posted January 5, 2009 The first five letters of each line of both colors are "TITSA" either your wrong, or i dont get what your saying... Funny joke!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted January 5, 2009 Report Share Posted January 5, 2009 I stopped with about a quarter of the letters to go, but if the two halves of that joke aren't anagrams of each other, they're really close. Neato. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 itachi-san Posted January 5, 2009 Report Share Posted January 5, 2009 That's a good'n Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 andromeda Posted January 5, 2009 Report Share Posted January 5, 2009 Well maybe the cigarette lighter in the first guys pocket has something to do with the accidental death of the other two guys including himself. Funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted January 5, 2009 Report Share Posted January 5, 2009 The first five letters of each line of both colors are "TITSA" Twas a good start I stopped with about a quarter of the letters to go, but if the two halves of that joke aren't anagrams of each other, they're really close. Neato. well done Thanks - for the remarks Andromeda, Itachi-san .. not my own work - it's too good and the spelling is too good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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It's both so what is the relationship between brown and blue (below) or just laugh and enjoy
Three men suddenly died on Christmas Eve and were warmly met by the kindly and soft-spoken Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates.
'In honor of this special holy season,' Saint Peter declared, 'Each one of you should possess an object that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a white cigarette lighter. He flicked it on and said, "Ah this represents a candle.'
'You may now pass through the Pearly Gates,' Saint Peter said.
The second inventive man reached into his pocket, pulled out a set of keys and shook them.
"I signify bells’ rings."
Saint Peter said, 'Yes, they do. You may pass through the Pearly Gates.'
The third man started searching desperately through his clothes and finally pulled out the nicest pair of panties.
A sceptic St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow.
'Madness! And just what does that woman’s one personal thing symbolize?'
The cornered man bluffed, 'These are Carol's.'
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