Guest Posted November 30, 2008 Report Share Posted November 30, 2008 There was an Asian lady married to an English gentleman and they lived in London. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but managed to communicate with her husband. The real problem whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day,...... she went to the butcher and wanted to buy pork legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, she lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the message and the lady went home with pork legs. The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know how to say, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher what she wanted. The lady got what she wanted. The third day, the poor lady needed to buy some bananas. So she brought her husband to the store.............. what did she do???........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted November 30, 2008 Report Share Posted November 30, 2008 This might be more suited for the Jokes section rather than new riddles but... Either she had her husband explain in English that she needed bananas or for some reason she dropped his pants and shows the produce employee his *cough* banana. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 andromeda Posted November 30, 2008 Report Share Posted November 30, 2008 Hm... whether this is a joke or not depends on the answer! I think that her husband asked for bananas from the salesman in simple English! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted November 30, 2008 Report Share Posted November 30, 2008 Hm... whether this is a joke or not depends on the answer! I think that her husband asked for bananas from the salesman in simple English! YOU GOT IT!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted November 30, 2008 Report Share Posted November 30, 2008 I buy bananas at the butcher shop too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted November 30, 2008 Report Share Posted November 30, 2008 I buy bananas at the butcher shop too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Izzy Posted November 30, 2008 Report Share Posted November 30, 2008 I buy bananas at the butcher shop too Ahaha, this reminded me of the funniest thing. Once I was complaining about how the Geek Squad at Best Buy wouldn't fix my lap top because I didn't buy it there. And one of my friends was like "Oi, grocery store! Why won't you take back my broken furniture?!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Faizaan Posted November 30, 2008 Report Share Posted November 30, 2008 (edited) This Joke officially brings out the sick part of your mind. Sure brought out mine! Edited November 30, 2008 by Faizaan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted December 1, 2008 Report Share Posted December 1, 2008 This Joke officially brings out the sick part of your mind. Sure brought out mine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Faizaan Posted December 1, 2008 Report Share Posted December 1, 2008 (edited) This Joke officially brings out the sick part of your mind. Sure brought out mine! Hey when you first read this riddle, what did you first think? (truthfully) Edited December 1, 2008 by Faizaan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted December 1, 2008 Report Share Posted December 1, 2008 Hey when you first read this riddle, what did you first think? (truthfully) hahahahaha!! why do u wanna know?? heheheh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Faizaan Posted December 1, 2008 Report Share Posted December 1, 2008 (edited) hahahahaha!! why do u wanna know?? heheheh What I'm trying to say is...we human's have messed up brains . and BTW that was a rhetorical question ..You just don't want to admit anything do you? Edited December 1, 2008 by Faizaan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted December 1, 2008 Report Share Posted December 1, 2008 What I'm trying to say is...we human's have messed up brains . and BTW that was a rhetorical question ..You just don't want to admit anything do you? maybe.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Faizaan Posted December 1, 2008 Report Share Posted December 1, 2008 maybe.... O.K. Again...Your not admitting anything! And through experience, I've learned that when someone says maybe...they mean yes. BTW: Great Joke/Puzzle! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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There was an Asian lady married to an English gentleman and they lived in London.
The poor lady was not very proficient in English,
but managed to communicate with her husband.
The real problem whenever she had to shop for groceries.
One day,......
she went to the butcher and wanted to buy pork legs.
She didn't know how to put forward her request,
and in desperation, she lifted up her skirt to show her thighs.
The butcher got the message and the lady went home with pork legs.
The next day,
she needed to get chicken breasts.
Again, she didn't know how to say,
and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher what she wanted.
The lady got what she wanted.
The third day,
the poor lady needed to buy some bananas.
So she brought her husband to the store..............
what did she do???........
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