akaslickster Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand. Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, 'Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage.' Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, 'Well Bruce, you are only 10. Where will you two live?' Without even taking a moment to think about it, Bruce replies, 'In Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely.' Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, 'Okay then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Jenny.' Again, Bruce instantly replies, 'Our allowance. Jenny makes five bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month and that should do us just fine.' Mr. Smith is impressed Bruce has put so much thought into this.. 'Well Bruce, it seems like you have everything figured out. I just have one more question. What will you do if the two of you should have little ones of your own?' Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says, 'Well, we've been lucky so far.' Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little brat is adorable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 unreality Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 hehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 akaslickster Posted August 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 16, 2008 Not as funny as it would be. I Need to keep it clean for the DEN. I was in trouble at 19 like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted August 16, 2008 Report Share Posted August 16, 2008 hahaha.. smart Bruce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted August 16, 2008 Report Share Posted August 16, 2008 ooohh...naughty little brats!!! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 akaslickster Posted August 17, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 To this day I'm wondering exactly what Bruce supposedly meant by that last comment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 TwoaDay Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 really? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 Bruce you little player ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 To this day I'm wondering exactly what Bruce supposedly meant by that last comment. Maybe we can make out from that last comment is he has been lucky so far in answering Mr. Smith's questions...considering he isn't a brat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 TwoaDay Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 no im pretty sure thats not what he meant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 no im pretty sure thats not what he meant I was just exploring the possibilities Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted August 17, 2008 Report Share Posted August 17, 2008 Bruce you little player ! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted August 19, 2008 Report Share Posted August 19, 2008 Bruce you little player ! <_< Hmph...What's with the smiley face? U like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 peace*out Posted August 26, 2008 Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 I dont get it!!! what does he mean??!!!?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted August 26, 2008 Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 (edited) I dont get it!!! what does he mean??!!!?? Okay...I see your a female. Um, u don't have to answer this, but how old r u? Alright so I take it you got confused here: "Mr. Smith is impressed Bruce has put so much thought into this.. 'Well Bruce, it seems like you have everything figured out. I just have one more question. What will you do if the two of you should have little ones of your own?' Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says, 'Well, we've been lucky so far.' Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little brat is adorable. " A-hem...When Bruce shrugs his shoulders and says: 'Well, we've been lucky so far.' He was referring to having kids with Mr.Smith's daughter, SO that means umm....little Bruce and Mr.Smith's daughter, were umm...having....you know Edited August 26, 2008 by 4wheelchick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are in
love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes
to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand.
Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, 'Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in
love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage.'
Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, 'Well
Bruce, you are only 10. Where will you two live?'
Without even taking a moment to think about it, Bruce replies, 'In
Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely.'
Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin,
'Okay then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll
need to support Jenny.'
Again, Bruce instantly replies, 'Our allowance. Jenny makes five bucks a
week and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month and that
should do us just fine.'
Mr. Smith is impressed Bruce has put so much thought into this.. 'Well
Bruce, it seems like you have everything figured out. I just have one
more question. What will you do if the two of you should have little
ones of your own?'
Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says, 'Well, we've been lucky so
far.'
Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little brat is adorable.
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