Guest Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 hey i hope this doesnt offend anyone...let it be know that i am not racist in any way but i thought this was perty funny Jose and Carlos are panhandlers...... They panhandle on different areas of town. Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects 2 to 3 dollars every day. Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills , drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend. Carlos says to Jose "I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?". Jose says , .... "Look at your sign, what does it say"? Carlos sign reads 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support'." Jose says " No wonder you only get $2-3 dollars" Carlos says... "So what does your sign say"? Jose shows Carlos his sign...... It reads , "I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico ". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 That guy is a genius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 TwoaDay Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 roflol thats a good idea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 lol...intelligent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 Silly people Great joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted July 30, 2008 Report Share Posted July 30, 2008 ha!!! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted July 30, 2008 Report Share Posted July 30, 2008 Why would they give him money to move back to mexico?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 itachi-san Posted July 30, 2008 Report Share Posted July 30, 2008 good one, lolz. when i read a joke by someone named WESTICLES from ID b1tches! I'm not about to expect any chickens crossing roads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 unreality Posted July 31, 2008 Report Share Posted July 31, 2008 nice ;D and smart lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted July 31, 2008 Report Share Posted July 31, 2008 Why would they give him money to move back to mexico?? You must not live in the US...LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted July 31, 2008 Report Share Posted July 31, 2008 Why would they give him money to move back to mexico?? Because obviously he is an immigrant and us American seem to not like immigrants...so when his sign said "I only need $10.00 to move back to Mexico"...they (American's) gave him $10.00 since we don't want to see immigrants in our country. And it being that so many people are so called "against" immigrants....he got a lot of money. Get it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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hey i hope this doesnt offend anyone...let it be know that i am not racist in any way but i thought this was perty funny
Jose and Carlos are panhandlers......
They panhandle on different areas of town.
Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects 2 to 3
dollars every day.
Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills , drives a Mercedes,
lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend.
Carlos says to Jose "I work just as long and hard as you do but how
do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?".
Jose says , .... "Look at your sign, what does it say"?
Carlos sign reads 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support'."
Jose says " No wonder you only get $2-3 dollars"
Carlos says... "So what does your sign say"?
Jose shows Carlos his sign......
It reads , "I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico ".
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