this one has been around so i'm a little hesitant to say it's not been posted yet, but here goes:
A young guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She's not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents.
He has a bad case of gas though and really needs to relieve some pressure.
Luckily, their beagle jumps up on the couch next to him. The guy decides that he can let a little gas out and if it's loud they will think that the dog did it.
He farts, and the mother yells, "Spot, get down from there!"
The guy thinks, "Great, they think the dog did it." He releases another and another, and the woman again yells for the dog to get down. "Spot! Listen to me! Get down now!" But, the disobedient dog remains on the couch.
Thirty seconds pass and the guy lets one more go. Finally the mother yells, "Dammit Spot, get down before this weirdo craps on you!"
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this one has been around so i'm a little hesitant to say it's not been posted yet, but here goes:
A young guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She's not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents.
He has a bad case of gas though and really needs to relieve some pressure.
Luckily, their beagle jumps up on the couch next to him. The guy decides that he can let a little gas out and if it's loud they will think that the dog did it.
He farts, and the mother yells, "Spot, get down from there!"
The guy thinks, "Great, they think the dog did it." He releases another and another, and the woman again yells for the dog to get down. "Spot! Listen to me! Get down now!" But, the disobedient dog remains on the couch.
Thirty seconds pass and the guy lets one more go. Finally the mother yells, "Dammit Spot, get down before this weirdo craps on you!"
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