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Bye bye cat']Buy a new cat made of something stronger! Metal - wood is great for carving

or why not get a gnome and ave another one from being Gnomeless (homeless).

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A woman weed-whacking her yard accidentally cut off the tail of her cat.

She picked up the tail and the cat and drove to Wal-Mart.

The brand name of the weed-whacker is "cat" and while doing her yard, the tail(plastic string-thing)on the weed-whacker(cat) broke off, or was cut off on a rock or something. So she drove to Wal-Mart to get a new one of those plastic-string-"tail"-spinner-cutter things

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the walmart have a chinese restaurant? =)

rounded a few cats, took them to a Chinese restaurant and said "these are the last lot for the day" - and legged it!

Do you think we should all moderate the moerator = off to jokes!

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A woman weed-whacking her yard accidentally cut off the tail of her cat.

She picked up the tail and the cat and drove to Wal-Mart.

She heard Wal-Mart was the world's #1 re-TAIL-er?

Or was the "cat" some sort of fake/ceramic garden piece?

Or did the Wal-Mart have a giant, empty lot behind it and she was going to bury the evidence/cat?

Or did she hear about Wal-Mart's $4 medications and figured she could get an emergency vet operation for $19.99 (price-matched, of course)?

Or did her ex work at the Wal-Mart and she decided to give him back the last thing that reminded her of him [ugh!]?

... ok, after that last one, I'm going to stop thinking about this puzzle, 'cause I don't like it when my mind goes there...

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