Guest Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 This is SOOOOO funny!!!!! THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER Fresh from a shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. 'If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.' Willing to try anything, she fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. 'How long will this take?' she asked. 'They will grow larger over a period of years,' the husband replies. She stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts grow larger over the years?' Without missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your butt, didn't it?' He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw. Stupid, stupid man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted July 1, 2008 Report Share Posted July 1, 2008 rofl thats a good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted July 1, 2008 Report Share Posted July 1, 2008 (edited) No offense but that was kind of perverted.....and ummm....sick. Edited July 1, 2008 by SillouhetteMind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted July 1, 2008 Report Share Posted July 1, 2008 No offense but that was kind of perverted.....and ummm....sick. what good joke isn't? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted July 1, 2008 Report Share Posted July 1, 2008 hate to admit it but that is something I would say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted July 3, 2008 Report Share Posted July 3, 2008 No offense but that was kind of perverted.....and ummm....sick. by the way, have you had a chance to perform the instructions on my avatar? try it, I hear it works wonders for what offends thee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted July 3, 2008 Report Share Posted July 3, 2008 by the way, have you had a chance to perform the instructions on my avatar? try it, I hear it works wonders for what offends thee. Ok, let me tell you one thing. I am not as stupid as you think I am. I know what will happen. Sorry about my comment. I hate to admit it but, I kind of thought it was funny, even if it was weird. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted July 3, 2008 Report Share Posted July 3, 2008 Ok, let me tell you one thing. I am not as stupid as you think I am. I know what will happen. Sorry about my comment. I hate to admit it but, I kind of thought it was funny, even if it was weird. :lol: heehee, no worries, I was just being an A$$ myself when I wrote that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted July 3, 2008 Report Share Posted July 3, 2008 3 words. sick, crazy, and no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted July 5, 2008 Report Share Posted July 5, 2008 How come that every time somone says "3 words" the last one is "no"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 itachi-san Posted July 5, 2008 Report Share Posted July 5, 2008 How come that every time somone says "3 words" the last one is "no"? I don't k(no)w Also, this joke is really funny and definitely something I would say. Hopefully I don't get a chance to use it anytime soon though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Faizaan Posted November 14, 2008 Report Share Posted November 14, 2008 How come that every time somone says "3 words" the last one is "no"? 3 words: I Don't Know!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted November 14, 2008 Report Share Posted November 14, 2008 Ok, let me tell you one thing. I am not as stupid as you think I am. I know what will happen. Sorry about my comment. I hate to admit it but, I kind of thought it was funny, even if it was weird. :lol: I'm to scared to press...ummm...was it ctrl alt and 4? Will it like crash ur computer, or will it send a virus...or being a guy...will a perverted picture come up? <_< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted November 14, 2008 Report Share Posted November 14, 2008 Ok, let me tell you one thing. I am not as stupid as you think I am. I know what will happen. Nothing happens for me.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted November 14, 2008 Report Share Posted November 14, 2008 This is SOOOOO funny!!!!! THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER Fresh from a shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. 'If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.' Willing to try anything, she fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. 'How long will this take?' she asked. 'They will grow larger over a period of years,' the husband replies. She stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts grow larger over the years?' Without missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your butt, didn't it?' He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw. Stupid, stupid man. Ha ha that was awesome, I'm with I-san, I would totally say that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted November 14, 2008 Report Share Posted November 14, 2008 I'm to scared to press...ummm...was it ctrl alt and 4? Will it like crash ur computer, or will it send a virus...or being a guy...will a perverted picture come up? <_< On the avatar it says to press Alt + F4, not Ctrl + Alt + F4. You know what will happen if you press Alt + F4? The window you are browsing will close. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted November 20, 2008 Report Share Posted November 20, 2008 On the avatar it says to press Alt + F4, not Ctrl + Alt + F4. You know what will happen if you press Alt + F4? The window you are browsing will close. O. Thanks! Durh...haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
Fresh from a shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.
Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
'If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.'
Willing to try anything, she fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.
'How long will this take?' she asked.
'They will grow larger over a period of years,' the husband replies.
She stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts grow larger over the years?'
Without missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your butt, didn't it?'
He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.
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