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This is SOOOOO funny!!!!!

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THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

Fresh from a shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.

Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

'If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.'

Willing to try anything, she fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.

'How long will this take?' she asked.

'They will grow larger over a period of years,' the husband replies.

She stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts grow larger over the years?'

Without missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your butt, didn't it?' :P

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.

:wacko: Stupid, stupid man.

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No offense but that was kind of perverted.....and ummm....sick. :blink:

by the way, have you had a chance to perform the instructions on my avatar?

try it, I hear it works wonders for what offends thee.

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by the way, have you had a chance to perform the instructions on my avatar?

try it, I hear it works wonders for what offends thee.

Ok, let me tell you one thing. I am not as stupid as you think I am. I know what will happen. :lol: Sorry about my comment. :) I hate to admit it but, I kind of thought it was funny, even if it was weird. :lol: :lol:

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Ok, let me tell you one thing. I am not as stupid as you think I am. I know what will happen. :lol: Sorry about my comment. :) I hate to admit it but, I kind of thought it was funny, even if it was weird. :lol: :lol:

heehee, no worries, I was just being an A$$ myself when I wrote that. :D:rolleyes:

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Ok, let me tell you one thing. I am not as stupid as you think I am. I know what will happen. :lol: Sorry about my comment. :) I hate to admit it but, I kind of thought it was funny, even if it was weird. :lol: :lol:

I'm to scared to press...ummm...was it ctrl alt and 4? Will it like crash ur computer, or will it send a virus...or being a guy...will a perverted picture come up? <_<

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This is SOOOOO funny!!!!!

;)

THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

Fresh from a shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.

Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

'If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.'

Willing to try anything, she fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.

'How long will this take?' she asked.

'They will grow larger over a period of years,' the husband replies.

She stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts grow larger over the years?'

Without missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your butt, didn't it?' :P

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.

:wacko: Stupid, stupid man.

Ha ha that was awesome, I'm with I-san, I would totally say that one :)

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I'm to scared to press...ummm...was it ctrl alt and 4? Will it like crash ur computer, or will it send a virus...or being a guy...will a perverted picture come up? <_<

On the avatar it says to press Alt + F4, not Ctrl + Alt + F4. You know what will happen if you press Alt + F4? The window you are browsing will close.

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