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Would you rather eat a pineapple with the outside still on it or walk around flapping your arms like a chicken for a day?

Please answer, then ask a "would you rather" of your own.

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I'd rather eat the pineapple with the outside still on it... I just won't eat the outside part.

Would you rather:

never had Justin Bieber made famous?

or had stopped Miley Cyrus from making Can't Be Tamed (where it all went downhill)?

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I would rather Justin Beiber never had been famous, mainly because I don't care about either option.

Would you rather...Have a boring, difficult job that pays millions per year or absolutely love your career and never want to quit but only get minimum wage?

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work a boring job. i find happiness elsewhere.

Would you rather staple 10 cats to one tree or staple one cat to 10 trees?

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Ten cats to one tree. There are ways to not kill a cat doing that, but one cat to ten trees is rather obvious. Plus it would be kind of funny to see ten cats on a single tree. Provided there's little to no blood.

Would you rather eat 20 servings of your least favorite food in a single day, or a single serving of it every day for 20 days?

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Over 20 days since I can compensate with better meals. The other would surely be too much food to be healthy.

Would you rather pet a hungry lion only wearing a steak necklace or pet a horny male gorilla wearing a female gorilla costume with mating pheromones?

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I believe the lion option would be safer. Would you rather...be ant-sized or blue whale-sized?

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gotta go with blue whale on that one. godzilla here i come!

would you rather have a nose pick compulsion, or a constant ear ache?

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nose pick compulsion, my ears are sensitive.

Would you rather have three testicles or one?

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Three. No particular reason why.

Would you rather tear down the Danyang-Kunshan Grand Bridge with just hand tools (non electric), or fight Chuck Norris?

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Chuck Norris, since I would probably be thrown in jail for vandalism even if I attempted to tear down the bridge.

Would you rather...be transported back to the 1600s with its outdated technology or go to the year 2500 where you have no idea what might be waiting for you there?

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wow tough call.

i'd kinda like to see the furute so id go with the second one.

would you rather

be the only smart person in the world of dumb people, or the only dumb person in a world of smart people.

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The latter cause I wouldn't know it. Would you rather shoot and eat Rudolph or Bambi?

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Bambi looks tastier. Would you rather... Constantly sing "I'm a Little Teapot" every minute of the day for a year or permanently change your name to Mr./Ms. Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm?

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Mr.Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, just cause it would be pretty easy to type.

Would you rather earn a thousand dollars by picking up someone's dentures or earn one thousand dollars by eating nothing but pecan pie for a day?

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Pecan pie. I only need a couple slices for the entire day, and I like most nuts, so no big deal. Easy $.

Would you rather become completely paralyzed but then become the first sci-fi cyborg in real life, or become completely paralyzed but then gain magical powers, including the ability to heal yourself?

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Magical powers so that i can transport myself back and make up for lost time.

Would you rather have a tiny wenis and be heterosexual or a giant wenis and be homosexual?

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guess it depends how small but probably the first.

would you rather have a large house but not much stuff

or a lot of stuff but a small house?

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With a small house, it would be great for burrowing around in piles of stuff and pretending to be a gopher.

Would you rather...be able to talk to either only animals or one gender of people? (Your choice of male or female)

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I'll go with the animal talking because then I could just write on a notepad to communicate with others.

Would you rather jump into an ice-cold tub of water or into a tub of water that is as hot as freshly brewed coffee?

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Ice-cold water, because it would be frozen.

Would you rather...be able to transform into a cactus or a crocodile?( and be able to turn back at will)

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cactus, so when somebody tries to punch me in the face they get a hand full of needles. With a crocodile, I would also probably get thrown into the zoo or something.

Would you rather be blasted into space without a space suit or have Hungarian subtitles forced on you for the rest of your life?

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Hungarian subtitles, I suppose. Would you rather...create a fantastic movie and ruin the series by making serveral more horrible ones, or make a series of consistently wonderful films that are unappreciated?

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fantastic movie followed by horrible ones, because at least I will have made tons of money.

Would you rather listen to your favorite song nonstop for six hours and have it ruined for you because of its incessant noise, or would you rather listen to your least favorite some for two hours?

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Least favorite. Would you rather get only underwear for your birthday or ridiculously patterned socks?

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