Guest Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 ok so there r 2 girls, a blonde one and one thats not, they both jump off a bridge. who takes longer? guess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Molly Mae Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 The blonde. She has to stop to ask for directions. =P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 right lolz got 2 go 2 soccer how did u no? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 peace*out Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 right lolz got 2 go 2 soccer how did u no? its a popular joke... very funny!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 TheCube Posted May 9, 2011 Report Share Posted May 9, 2011 What about this? There was a blonde that asked a guy to date him. The guy asked, "Why?" What did she say? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Yodell Posted May 24, 2011 Report Share Posted May 24, 2011 two blondes on different sides of a river: first one yells to the other one: "hey, how do I get to the other side of the river?" the second one thinks for a bit and then .. puzzled, answers: "but... you are on the other side of the river" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 TheCube Posted May 24, 2011 Report Share Posted May 24, 2011 Anyways, the blonde in my joke was in a hurry and ask that man to date her, and fast. Why? 300 POSTS!!!!! in 23 days!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 peace*out Posted May 24, 2011 Report Share Posted May 24, 2011 Anyways, the blonde in my joke was in a hurry and ask that man to date her, and fast. Why? 300 POSTS!!!!! in 23 days!!!!! i have no idea... TELL ME!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Yodell Posted May 24, 2011 Report Share Posted May 24, 2011 Anyways, the blonde in my joke was in a hurry and ask that man to date her, and fast. Why? 300 POSTS!!!!! in 23 days!!!!! ooops sry cube ...missed u'r post completely ... I'm with Peace in this one : no idea ... pls pls pls let us know :-D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 TheCube Posted May 25, 2011 Report Share Posted May 25, 2011 Because on 12/21/2012, every SINGLE person is going to die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 peace*out Posted May 25, 2011 Report Share Posted May 25, 2011 Because on 12/21/2012, every SINGLE person is going to die. hahaha! or on May 21st...WHICH NEVER HAPPENED!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Aaryan Posted May 25, 2011 Report Share Posted May 25, 2011 A blond walks into an elevator and there is a man standing there. In a sort of greeting, she says "T.G.I.F!" To which the man replies: "S.*.*.*" Puzzled, she says "You know T.G.I.F means thank goodness it's Friday?" And the man say "Yes, and S.*.*.* means Sorry honey, it's Thursday!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 25, 2011 Report Share Posted May 25, 2011 What do you call a blonde painting her hair red? Artificial Intelligence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 peace*out Posted May 25, 2011 Report Share Posted May 25, 2011 A blond walks into an elevator and there is a man standing there. In a sort of greeting, she says "T.G.I.F!" To which the man replies: "S.*.*.*" Puzzled, she says "You know T.G.I.F means thank goodness it's Friday?" And the man say "Yes, and S.*.*.* means Sorry honey, it's Thursday!" What do you call a blonde painting her hair red? Artificial Intelligence YES!!! i havent heard either of those before! New blond jokes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 25, 2011 Report Share Posted May 25, 2011 when a blond throws a pin at you, run she has a grenade in her mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 TheCube Posted May 25, 2011 Report Share Posted May 25, 2011 A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde are on a carpet that makes you disappear if you lie. Brunette: "I think I'm the most popular kid in school." *WHOOSH!* she disappears. Redhead: "I think I'm the prettiest kid in the school." *WHOOSH!* she disappears. Blonde: "I think . . . " *WHOOSH!* she disappears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 25, 2011 Report Share Posted May 25, 2011 Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left." So they went home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Aaryan Posted May 26, 2011 Report Share Posted May 26, 2011 There's a fire in a building. Inside the building are a blond, a brunette, and a redhead. Now they're all standing on top of the building with the fire right under them. A fireman is standing onthe ground holding a giant blanket. "Jump!" he tells the redhead. "It's your only hope!" so the redhead jumps and he pulls the blanket away. SPLAT. next he tells the brunette: "Jump! it's your only hope!". The brunette says: "but you just killed the redhead! How can I trust you?" "it's ok, I just don't like redheads!" he says. So the brunette jumps. The fireman pulls the blanket away. SPLAT. finally, "Jump!" he tells the blond. She says: "I just saw you pull the blanket from under my friends! I'll do it myself. Putrid blanket down, walk away nice and easy..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted June 26, 2011 Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 The Smart Blond, The Grinch, and The Chupacabra are playing chess. Who wins? No one, None of them exist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Hidden G Posted June 26, 2011 Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde are on a carpet that makes you disappear if you lie. Brunette: "I think I'm the most popular kid in school." *WHOOSH!* she disappears. Redhead: "I think I'm the prettiest kid in the school." *WHOOSH!* she disappears. Blonde: "I think . . . " *WHOOSH!* she disappears. Hahahahaha that one made me laugh hard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 TheCube Posted June 26, 2011 Report Share Posted June 26, 2011 The Smart Blond, The Grinch, and The Chupacabra are playing chess. Who wins? No one, None of them exist. SO HILARIOUS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted July 2, 2011 Report Share Posted July 2, 2011 A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are about to walk into a bar. The redhead and the brunette duck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted July 2, 2011 Report Share Posted July 2, 2011 To gain membership to a club a blonde a brunette and a red head have to walk up 150 stairs. At every 50 steps the person taking them there tells a joke. If they laugh they are sent down and are not allowed in. At Stair 50 the man tells a joke and the brunette laughs and leave. At Stair 100 the man tells a joke and the red head laughs. She leaves. At Stair 150 the man tells a joke and the blonde does not laugh. The next when she sees the man and he lets her in she starts laughing hysterically. He asks "Why are you laughing?" She says "I just got the first joke." A brunette was jumping on a railroad track saying 8 with every jump. A blonde sees her and decides to join in. The brunette sees a train and jumps off. The blonde gets hit. The brunette goes back on the railroad track saying "9.9.9." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ok so there r 2 girls, a blonde one and one thats not, they both jump off a bridge. who takes longer?
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