wolfgang Posted February 2, 2011 Report Share Posted February 2, 2011 Hi dear students....if any one of you fail in an exam.,he can convince his parents with this argument: (I`ll proove it mathmatically) If you study.....you will not fail,so: study=No failure.......(1) and if you don`t study....you will fail: No study=failure.......(2) by joining the two eguations(1) and(2): study+No study=failure+No failure study(1+No)=failure(1+No).........deviding by (1+No) study=failure... So friends....why should we study?!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 MissKitten Posted February 2, 2011 Report Share Posted February 2, 2011 that makes sense, in a weird, BD-ish way. But I know if told my folks this, they would find a way to turn it into a philosophical discussion. Like last night, when I told them this joke: 1)good grades 2)enough sleep 3)social life Pick 2 and welcome to college! My dad found a way to say, 'the smart person will not pick the same two all the time. Like a maze, when you're in it, its hard to solve, but if you rise above, you can see all. I rose above the maze...<insert philosophical discussion here>" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 OmegaScales Posted February 3, 2011 Report Share Posted February 3, 2011 Wow... your dad can be a buzzkill, huh? He a professor or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 MissKitten Posted February 3, 2011 Report Share Posted February 3, 2011 Nope, but ill prefer to keep his profession quiet, if you don't mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 wolfgang Posted February 3, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2011 that makes sense, in a weird, BD-ish way. But I know if told my folks this, they would find a way to turn it into a philosophical discussion. Like last night, when I told them this joke: 1)good grades 2)enough sleep 3)social life Pick 2 and welcome to college! My dad found a way to say, 'the smart person will not pick the same two all the time. Like a maze, when you're in it, its hard to solve, but if you rise above, you can see all. I rose above the maze...<insert philosophical discussion here>" respect to your dad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 EDM Posted February 3, 2011 Report Share Posted February 3, 2011 (edited) Well, MiKi....atleast your dad makes it philosophical....my parents make it....well......horrible and an argument..... @Wolfgang: nice.... I'll try it on my parents.... But they are great.... Edited February 3, 2011 by EDM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted February 6, 2011 Report Share Posted February 6, 2011 this is a similar one... the more you study, the more you know the more you know, the more you forget the more you forget, the less you know so why study? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 peace*out Posted February 6, 2011 Report Share Posted February 6, 2011 Hi dear students....if any one of you fail in an exam.,he can convince his parents with this argument: (I`ll proove it mathmatically) If you study.....you will not fail,so: study=No failure.......(1) and if you don`t study....you will fail: No study=failure.......(2) by joining the two eguations(1) and(2): study+No study=failure+No failure study(1+No)=failure(1+No).........deviding by (1+No) study=failure... So friends....why should we study?!! curious when does it say that 1 = 2? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 OmegaScales Posted February 6, 2011 Report Share Posted February 6, 2011 It's a math goof where 1=2 by dividing by zero. Trust me when I say you don't want to get mixed in with dividing by zero. It gets too confusing. For those that want to see it go http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iceFDrhK73U. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 peace*out Posted February 6, 2011 Report Share Posted February 6, 2011 It's a math goof where 1=2 by dividing by zero. Trust me when I say you don't want to get mixed in with dividing by zero. It gets too confusing. For those that want to see it go http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iceFDrhK73U. Im talking about statments 1 and 2. to combine them (i think) they would have to equal each other. i dont see this. <_< this is what happens when you do too many proofs in geometry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 wolfgang Posted February 6, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 6, 2011 Well, MiKi....atleast your dad makes it philosophical....my parents make it....well......horrible and an argument..... @Wolfgang: nice.... I'll try it on my parents.... But they are great.... thank you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted February 14, 2011 Report Share Posted February 14, 2011 @peace each equation has side a and side b right? They added side a of one equation to side a of the other and did the same with side b of each so it's valid math... like take x=y and a=b then x+a=y+b Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Hi dear students....if any one of you fail in an exam.,he can convince his parents with this argument:
(I`ll proove it mathmatically)
If you study.....you will not fail,so:
study=No failure.......(1)
and if you don`t study....you will fail:
No study=failure.......(2)
by joining the two eguations(1) and(2):
study+No study=failure+No failure
study(1+No)=failure(1+No).........deviding by (1+No)
study=failure...
So friends....why should we study?!!
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