[wolfgang]

A man was sitting on a bridge ,he was repeating number 4,The people were passing in front of him without paying any attention to what he was saying, till a curious man stood and asked him:

Why are you saying" 4...4...4..." ??

The man on the bridge said:it is not of your business,go away...

the curious man insisted to know the reason, the man on the bridge said:

well, if you want know...I`ll tell you now,,he stood on his feet,lifted up the curious man and threw him in the river,sat down again and said:

"5....5....5...."

[Guest]

HAHAHAHA!

[EDM]

I know a joke a bit like this:

A newspaper boy was near a stand, selling newspapers and yelling "Hot news! Hot news! 38 people duped by boy!..."

So one man comes up to him and says, "Woah, really? I'll buy one." And he does...

The boy resumes his yelling, "Hot news! Hot news! 39 people duped by boy!..."

[Guest]

Haha wow

[dark_magician_92]

A man was sitting on a bridge ,he was repeating number 4,The people were passing in front of him without paying any attention to what he was saying, till a curious man stood and asked him:

Why are you saying" 4...4...4..." ??

The man on the bridge said:it is not of your business,go away...

the curious man insisted to know the reason, the man on the bridge said:

well, if you want know...I`ll tell you now,,he stood on his feet,lifted up the curious man and threw him in the river,sat down again and said:

"5....5....5...."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA too goood, amazing

[dark_magician_92]

I know a joke a bit like this:

A newspaper boy was near a stand, selling newspapers and yelling "Hot news! Hot news! 38 people duped by boy!..."

So one man comes up to him and says, "Woah, really? I'll buy one." And he does...

The boy resumes his yelling, "Hot news! Hot news! 39 people duped by boy!..."

hahahahaaaaahahhaahah very nice, gonna tell my buddies

[wolfgang]

I know a joke a bit like this:

A newspaper boy was near a stand, selling newspapers and yelling "Hot news! Hot news! 38 people duped by boy!..."

So one man comes up to him and says, "Woah, really? I'll buy one." And he does...

The boy resumes his yelling, "Hot news! Hot news! 39 people duped by boy!..."

[Guest]

I know a joke a bit like this:

A newspaper boy was near a stand, selling newspapers and yelling "Hot news! Hot news! 38 people duped by boy!..."

So one man comes up to him and says, "Woah, really? I'll buy one." And he does...

The boy resumes his yelling, "Hot news! Hot news! 39 people duped by boy!..."

Hmm, but what did the boy say to start the scam?

"Hot news! Hot news! 0 people duped by boy!..."

What a fool that the first victim must have been.

[peace*out]

that's like that blond joke...

A brunette is standing on some train tracks, jumping from rail to

rail, saying "21" "21" "21".

A Blonde walks up, sees her and decides to join her. She also starts jumping from rail to rail, saying "21" "21" "21".

Suddenly, the brunette hears a train whistle, and she jumps off the

tracks just as the Blonde is splattered all over the place.

The brunette goes back to jumping from rail to rail,

counting, "22" "22" "22".

[EDM]

All funny jokes!!!

[Guest]

Are we allowed to tell blonde or racist jokes?

[peace*out]

Are we allowed to tell blonde or racist jokes?

blonde, yes. racist...i dont know.

[Guest]

Yay blonde jokes

[MissKitten]

Are we allowed to tell blonde or racist jokes?

like peace said, blonde jokes are fine. and i think mildly racist jokes are okay, too.