[Shakeepuddn]

Big Mitch is squattin' in the rain with his gun 'cross his knee, waitin’ fer them ducks. The water’s risin’ and his feet are startin’ to git wet. All a sudden a duck soars down from above and settles in the water, just as purtty as you please. Mitch slowly raises the gun, takes steady aim, and shoots! Nothing. That damn duck barely flinches. Again, he shoots. Again, nothing. Mitch reloads and tries once more, all to no avail. He just can’t kill that rotten duck. So why does he think it’s funny?

[Guest]

the duck was dead when it landed- had a heart attack or died of old age?

or,

the duck was a decoy, tossed by another hunter?

[EDM]

either the bird's deaf.....or it ain't a real bird!!!

[onetruth]

maybe he's practicing...skeet shooting or something

[Shakeepuddn]

Nothing yet.

[onetruth]

water gun?

[Shakeepuddn]

water gun?

Care to elaborate?

Rain? Duck?

[onetruth]

bath/shower....rainy carnival....waterfall

[Shakeepuddn]

bath/shower....rainy carnival....waterfall

I'll give you the prize. Well done

Mitch is a child in the tub with the shower running down to fill it. He has his water gun. Dad (me) comes in and drops the duck in from above the sliding door.

e.

[onetruth]

I'll give you the prize. Well done

Mitch is a child in the tub with the shower running down to fill it. He has his water gun. Dad (me) comes in and drops the duck in from above the sliding door.

e.

Woohoo! I was thinking of my children the whole time. and I was disturbed by thinking Mitch might be a grown man. My next guess was

a pool w/a water hose fountain

[EDM]

nice........