Guest Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 If a canoe lost one wheel, how many pancakes could fit in a doghouse? Answer: Eggs don't have yolks, silly!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Vipe195 Posted November 27, 2010 Report Share Posted November 27, 2010 (edited) Many breakfasts ago, the dentist used his pineapple to fly the British coin to Atlantis but only made the purple cry. The pit bull ended up brawling with the chimichanga and the newspaper went to his unicorn. Unfortunately the roller coaster only had two keys that started tickling him. The scissors then scolded that pears weren't invented then. In the end, the football cartwheeled over the left shoe. Edited November 27, 2010 by Vipe195 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted November 28, 2010 Report Share Posted November 28, 2010 A man once told me, "I shot a panther in my pajamas this morning.What he was doing wearing my pajamas, i don't know." I then replied with, "It was the pineapples fault!!!! Have the potato tell you the turtles life story... then you'll understand." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 OmegaScales Posted January 8, 2011 Report Share Posted January 8, 2011 If a bear walked into a bar holding ten lawyers in his left eye an five gorillas in his mouth, what does he order?nothing, erasers can't tell time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted February 6, 2011 Report Share Posted February 6, 2011 When can a monkey eat chick peas on one foot? When the sky turns orange in a panther's third nostril! Oh, sorry, I forgot to mention the monkey was wearing green mice on a Flurpilday...... Oh, and Johnny Depp was there with his two best bananas! (Wow! I need to get a life. ) Naw, but we all cool here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 peace*out Posted February 6, 2011 Report Share Posted February 6, 2011 why did the lightning turn into blue lemonade because she was crying frogs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted February 6, 2011 Report Share Posted February 6, 2011 What did the dog say to the bridgekeeper when the pea fell overboard? (d/dx)∫xaf(s)ds = Gm1m2/d2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 peace*out Posted February 6, 2011 Report Share Posted February 6, 2011 What did the dog say to the bridgekeeper when the pea fell overboard? (d/dx)∫xaf(s)ds = Gm1m2/d2 o.O ...i have no idea what that means. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 OmegaScales Posted February 6, 2011 Report Share Posted February 6, 2011 q=(ne1cit?-2tplz!)/(b4+cul8r) Using the above, what does the following translate to? Xx xxx xxxxxx xxxxxxxxx xx xx x xxxx xxxxxx xx xxxxxxxxx xxxxxx. Note: 1006% of the Earth's popultion has a qwert, but -200004% has a trewq. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 MissKitten Posted February 8, 2011 Report Share Posted February 8, 2011 (edited) i am having an urgent need to point out that all of the above posts equal 23 bananas mixed with 64 tubes of Chuck Norris. Edited February 8, 2011 by MissKitten Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted February 10, 2011 Report Share Posted February 10, 2011 Do you not understand the ham is crisped by the mobil chicken sickly grated waxiness is intelligibleness unfortuanate star wars panther yellow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 OmegaScales Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 "HELP! My fly ate my spider, who ate my bird, who ate my cat, who ate my dog, who ate my goat, who ate my cow, who ate my horse! What do I do little baby?" "Goo-goo-ga-goo-po-pa-ga!" "Oh, yes! Why didn't I think of that!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 tiger_lily111 Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 If it's cold outside, how far does the fish climb? The kilt is the wrong plaid for that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 OmegaScales Posted March 1, 2011 Report Share Posted March 1, 2011 (edited) WARNING! YOU ARE READING THE WRONG WAY! YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO START AT THE CENTER AND WORK YOUR WAY INWARD, OR START AT THE EDGE AND WORK YOUR WAY OUTWARD! BANANAS! EDIT: Sorry, I forgot to say I'm cRAzAy11111! Edited March 1, 2011 by OmegaScales Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 peace*out Posted March 7, 2011 Report Share Posted March 7, 2011 Ok: so the was a banana, a pineapple, and an orange. whos the wierdest one. the apple, since the slide ate the pickle! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 OmegaScales Posted March 7, 2011 Report Share Posted March 7, 2011 (edited) wHY DID THE CATBury the spoon in the moON? BANANAS! EDIT: Warning- By the time you finish reading this, you will have been dyed blue. If you wish to prevent this from happening, then stop reading right now. Seriously, I am going to be dyed red before even finishing this paragraph, and I will come and dye everyone that reads it. So if you don’t want me to dye you green, then stop reading right now. I mean it. Stop. Now. Seriously. Stop it. Okay fine, keep reading. Edited March 7, 2011 by OmegaScales Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 17, 2011 Report Share Posted March 17, 2011 When is ceramic begonias? Chocolate herrings are impure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 peace*out Posted March 17, 2011 Report Share Posted March 17, 2011 why did the person turn blue they were in the hot tub!!! (im curious - does that make sense to anyone? if it does, your awesome) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 OmegaScales Posted March 17, 2011 Report Share Posted March 17, 2011 [it kinda would make sense if someone put blue dye in the hot tub.] Here's how to make sawdust: take two eggs, freeze it in the microwave, add chile powder, stir in some waffles, feed it to a beaver, and cool on the stove. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted April 22, 2011 Report Share Posted April 22, 2011 The paladins had to decide, for the apple with the most bleach would be crowned Miss fairy princess universe of the country of Belarus., For it was the crispy peach, in disguise of Marmalade, rose from the competition, and with a perilous bite of the red deliciouso, she screamed to the 3rd extent of dementia "Murder she wrote"! With the impenetrable truth, these words were written on her many scalps to deliver the message of Good Friday. And that's why the eggs gave birth to bunny of poop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted April 22, 2011 Report Share Posted April 22, 2011 The fool is dancing upon all ham to love the fire of justice, but alas all was two as a windmill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Aaryan Posted May 15, 2011 Report Share Posted May 15, 2011 a bee can't speak as much, even as your nose walks away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 peace*out Posted May 15, 2011 Report Share Posted May 15, 2011 but nonetheless, the bee speaks more than the nose as the pinapple says moo-ow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Aaryan Posted May 16, 2011 Report Share Posted May 16, 2011 Aha! But a moment of kittens is as purple as a sparrow as a pencil's lead runs water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 peace*out Posted May 16, 2011 Report Share Posted May 16, 2011 ...but i thought that the pencil's lead was more like a watermelon than a cheezeit had a fire on his housing market? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Aaryan Posted May 17, 2011 Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 (edited) Edit: double post Edited May 17, 2011 by Aaryan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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