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ok sorry i missunderstood... [spoiler='but... ']A Colleague doesn’t necessarily have to be your equal. A colleague could be your assistant... so Gods colleagues could be his angels and a king’s could be his soldiers….

Ok i get it now. <_<

Dont know if that makes sense but i'm sure it will work...

Cards that should be available 1. I always wanted to have someone, someone to love. And now that you've come into my life... (Inside card) - I've changed my mind. 2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life... (Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you. 3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am.... (Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me .. 4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go.... (Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again. 5. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age.... (Inside card) - Almost lifelike! 6. When we were together, you said you'd die for me... (Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise. 7. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.... (Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was? 8. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket... (Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often . 9. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday... (Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep. 10. Looking back over the years that we have been together, I can't help but wonder..... (Inside card) - What the hell was I thinking 11. I'm so miserable without you... (Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here. 12. Thank you for being part of my life..... (Inside card) - I never knew what evil was until I met you! 13. Congratulations on your wedding day! (Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband. 14. How can I say this.... (Inside card) - Your cooking kills me 15. Hooray..... (Inside card) - You're divorced. 16. I just want you to know that I'm sorry for what happened... (Inside card) - Especially since you survived. 17. Congrats on getting married... (Inside card) - It's not everyday you decide to ruin your life. 18. Someday I hope to marry... (inside card) - Someone other than you. 19. We have been friends for a very long time.... (inside card) - What do you say we stop?

good point mizzack. didn't think of that... <_<

Does the answer have anything to do with the binary or ASCII representations of the words?

yeah I liked this one the most "Ham and eggs...A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig."

1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me 7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing 10.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 11.. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 12.. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 13.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 14.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 15.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 16.. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it! 17.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up. 18 . Procrastinate Now! 19.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That? 20.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. 21.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance. 22.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere! 23..They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken. 24.. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD. 25.. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory. 26.. Ham and eggs...A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig. 27.. The trouble with life is there's no background music. 28.. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Weston. 29.. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.

Do the smaller cages have to be the same size?

Ok I'm out of ideas. looks like this one is going to last much longer than your last riddle Does it have anything to do with <_<

I'm probably way off here... <_<

Does each verse represent a word?