Brandonb

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized that she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out "Business trip or pleasure?" She turned, smiled and said, "Business, I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Chicago." He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs. Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at the convention?" "Lecture," she responded. "I am the lead lecturer where I use information that I have learned from my own personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality." "Really," he said, "and what kinds of myths are there?" "Well, she explained, "one popular myth is that Black men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish descent that are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with the absolutely best stamina is the Southern Redneck.." Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all this with you, since I don't even know your name."

Wow, that is intense

Is Scott Playing? I saw that he logged on yesterday. You get any word Unreality?

If An episode of “Walker, Texas Ranger” ended your life. Then the reasons range from calling the episode lame, to something as little as laughing at the wrong time. In fact, I'm pretty sure that anything other than having it change your life is grounds for death.

Well, If we were supposed to have 8 baddies and 12 innocents. Then I'd say that depending on the number of people short, we should eliminate in this order: 1 short - Jihadist (8-11) 2 short - Maf +^ (7-11) 3 short - Athiest +^^ (7-10) 4 short - Quarky +^^^ (6-10)

It's pretty straight forward. Decode the message, each letter is consistantly-(always) replaced-(maybe) by a different letter in the alphabet. And don't forget the spoilers! ZTGR EQ ZSERROL ZERTAMR OVVASR EQ EL JOLOSGX SOGW ZERTAMR HXOGQMSO. ~QGCMOX UATLQAL

It seems a little risky to wait another day or two. Some of the people said that they will be gone next weekend (including unreality) so it might be best if we got this road on the show. If anyone else comes along that wants to play then at least they can be back-ups.

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So.... anyone else wanna join? Or can we start now?

You can still try to answer it yourself if you like, and post your answer. Whether it matches the previous answer or whether you are first or not it's fine. At least you had fun and you show that you too can do it. I'm afraid if I make it any harder then no one will be able to get it or even bother to attempt it (like someone else's that was posted recently). Basically, if someone posts an answer, you can be pretty sure that they have it correct. Because it will match up with the puzzle in the OP. You don't have to look at their spoilers if you don't want to. And you can post your strategies if you like. Or you could time yourself, starting when you open the puzzle, and then see who can get the fastest time. I dunno, just a thought.

The basic idea is that if you are on and you want to play, then check out the list of people on this thread that are interested in playing. Then go check if any of them are online, if someone is then PM them to see if they want to play.

Well, the beginning is ok, it will help you understand the rules of the game. And if you are not planning on reading the rest of it then that's kind of a good thing. If you don't read all of it then you won't get a grasp on some of the strategies that were used. So then it will help everyone playing against you to take you out quickly in Maf IV. If you are not going to read it, then I just hope we're not on the same side. (I hope you t least understand that there's a lot of reading in the actual game, not just learning from the old ones).

Haha, well done. I can't tell if that thanks for getting you hooked was sarcasm or not. Though good job. When Itachi told me what they are called I considered just copying them from another web site. But then where's the contribution in that? I'll keep making my own. Prob have another one up later today.

It's pretty straight forward. Decode the message, each letter is consistantly-(always) replaced-(maybe) by a different letter in the alphabet. And don't forget the spoilers! VISPAIP SV BORNASCPZ HABUGPZRP. USVZBL SV BORNASCPZ GSMP. ~SLLNATPG HNAJ

hmm.... it appears that this may need to be revised to accommodate fewer players . (that way if anyone else comes along, at least we will have back-ups).

Though as I read some responses and clues I'm starting to think that could be way off.

are the actual tracks/rails made of wood? or just all of the frame. If it's just all the frame then I know what you mean. Those things will rattle you to the core.

This was a tough one b/c it was missing a character. I recommend double checking your puzzle next time. Very nice though. The short ones are always the hardest. Not to mention the use of non-alphabet characters.

haha, true. the consistent letter was just a coincidence in how my scrambled letters matched up. Though no, that word was not in the original quote. Or a least not in the text I found it in. Good job though, I'll prob have another one up tomorrow.

Nah, I've been to emerald point, cedar point, paramount;s carowinds, paramount's king's dominion, a couple six-flags (NC and FL), disney world and land, The stratosphere, and universal studios. I think that about covers it. What's shivering timbers about? It sounds like a log-ride

Best roller coaster ever... On the top of the stratosphere tower in Las Vegas NV. I don't know the name of it, but it's only about 30ft long. Anyone know what I'm talking about? Yeah, I think roller coasters are awesome. Though fair rides... like carnival rides... are the scariest. Not because they are intense, but because they may fall apart at any minute.

I'll 2nd that

It's pretty straight forward. Decode the message, each letter is consistantly-(always) replaced-(maybe) by a different letter in the alphabet. And don't forget the spoilers! XEEQ JRJH WZDC QEDQNE RFD AZH AD VENKAANE HDIZ JCVKAKDGY. YCJNN QEDQNE JNRJHY OD AFJA, VIA AFE ZEJNNH UZEJA CJXE HDI WEEN AFJA HDI, ADD, TJG VETDCE UZEJA. ~CJZX ARJKG

You got it

Well that's still not a problem though, most of the roles aren't going to be used on the first night. The baddies on the first night can reach a consensus without her, and she might as well roll a die for who to save if she is a saving role. Then she should be back before the day post gets to the lynch. That should about cover it, except that we need more people! (I would not have a problem playing with fewer people if we had to).