lol i came across this one recently and fortunately i cudnt answer this one

This is a really stupid joke, but my sister always tells me it and it makes me smile because of how bad it is. Here it goes:

What is the first thing a Witch does when she hits water?

Gets wet! haha

Before you read the answer, post a few guesses so I can see what you clever people thought of

gets wet ?

good thinking but that would be too easy. better luck nxt time

what does the image say?

How can you make a clock work at the normal rate (of one second per second) but only show the right hour exactly 2 times per day?

by moving it ahead of time before the time of observation by 12 hours, i.e. it will show 12 noon at 12 midnight and vice versa and since we dont use am and pm with 12:00 it will be correct twice a day

A kid was looking at the wedding picture of his parents, then he asked his mother:

Mammy....why you wearing a white wedding dress?

Mother: well...the white color indicates,joy...happiness...luck...

Kid: now I know why my father is wearing a black suit...

not sure but

funny reason

his dad might complain everytime like, why he got married and so, that means marriage brought sorrow in his life.

my reasoning

the boy understands that his dad is a male and mom female and hence they are opposite entities of nature, just like black and white.

though i feel funny ans. is correct

but i still dont get the no. of ur safe

Sorry...I did a type mistake in (4)...Nail No.<Paper No.( so should be)

i feel that there is another typo-

pen is beside wire, not paper,

so the combination should be

rubber

lip

wire

pen

nail

paper

wood

i guess so

one of the soln is:-

rubber,lipstick,wire,paper,nail,pen,woodstick

sorry i know my prev. answer was wrong, let me check out your correction

one of the soln is:-

rubber,lipstick,wire,paper,nail,pen,woodstick

yes its fine ur correct!!

Someone likes 400,,but dislikes 300

he likes 100,,but not 99

also likes 2500,,and dislikes 2600

Now which one of these numbers did he like? and why?

1100,900,650,1200,1000

he likes 900, as he likes perfect squares and dislikes all others.

I know a joke a bit like this:

A newspaper boy was near a stand, selling newspapers and yelling "Hot news! Hot news! 38 people duped by boy!..."

So one man comes up to him and says, "Woah, really? I'll buy one." And he does...

The boy resumes his yelling, "Hot news! Hot news! 39 people duped by boy!..."

hahahahaaaaahahhaahah very nice, gonna tell my buddies

A man was sitting on a bridge ,he was repeating number 4,The people were passing in front of him without paying any attention to what he was saying, till a curious man stood and asked him:

Why are you saying" 4...4...4..." ??

The man on the bridge said:it is not of your business,go away...

the curious man insisted to know the reason, the man on the bridge said:

well, if you want know...I`ll tell you now,,he stood on his feet,lifted up the curious man and threw him in the river,sat down again and said:

"5....5....5...."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA too goood, amazing

A man weighing 40 kg wants to cross the river with 3 balls each weighing 5 kg there is only 1 boat which can carry upto 50 kg how can the man cross the river there is no bridge to cross the river.

I agree with the answer but you shud have framed the question diffrently, like "how did he cross the river?" and "not how can he cross the river?". anyways keep posting, all d best!

sorry thinking error in last hint,

I am soft,

yet, heavy,

I turn the white to deep red,

and all, simply dead,

blood (red colour)

♫ omrc.♫

i dont think i understand u

This is the place where i live and it often appears to be mixed up. find the logic to it-

n t d s a e . f a e i a u i e ?

plainglazed has solved it, well done buddy

I bend to your will,

I will be in your will,

When you think of me,

You will often remember cold,

Through space and through time,

Always, a place I have had,

What am I?

If you like it, please rate it. Reputation points would be nice too =).

emptiness ??

I bend to your will,

I will be in your will,

When you think of me,

You will often remember cold,

Through space and through time,

Always, a place I have had,

What am I?

If you like it, please rate it. Reputation points would be nice too =).

i promise u a reputation point if the answer to this riddle satisfies me.

Aaryan went down to Morty's that night to meet the legends- those Brainden VIP's and Moderators. He especially wanted to meet Alex and Writersblock.

He asked a simple question to everybody to get their attention.

If:

2 + 3 = 10

7 + 2 = 63

6 + 5 = 66

8 + 4 = 96

2+3 might equal 10, but

3+2=15.

well u surely r right about one thing, this is easy

a+b=(a+b)*a

Hi Everyone,

I am given this number sequence of 1,2, 3, 6, 2, 8, 16, 2, 18, 36, 2 .... The question asks for the next 6 numbers in the sequence. Any help or hint at all is very much appreciated. Thanks ahead of time.

1+2=3, 3*2=6

1,2,3,6

6+2=8, 8*2=16

16+2=18, 18*2=36

and so on....

How many col­ors do you see in this image?

http://www.sharpbrains.com/blog/2006/12/24/the-hermann-grid-visual-illusion/

AF

very nice, though there r blak and white only, yet a grey circle is seen as illusion

One day in spring,a man was in a crowded market with his camel(loaded with fat and suger),he wanted to sell them.

Due to this crowedness, the man lost his camel,he looked for him everywhere but he did`nt find him.

He asked alot of people and told them how he looks like and what was he carrying on his back,but no one could help him.

He went out side the market,to the road leading to other town, on that road he met an old man walking slowly,He asked him whether he found a camel walking on this road.The old man asked him :was your camel one-eyed?

the man became happy to hear that....yes yes...he was..

The old man continued his questions:was one of his teeth broken?

"yes !thats right !"replied the man.

was he loaded with fat from the right and suger from the left?

"yeah !!"he was...

and was he suffering from limp in his left foot?

"yes...thats my camel...where did you find him?"asked the man.

Sorry my son...but I didn`t see him at all!

The old man was telling the truth....but how did he knew so much about that camel?!!

he was the man who sold that camel to the guy, or may be the old man was someone whom the camel owner might have sold sugar or fat long ago. just guessing, atleast tell that is it a play of words or a real logical puzzle

guess the next two numbers

1. 0,6,24,60,120,210,326,?,?

2. 2,6,12,20,30,42,?,?

1. 594,810

2. 56,72