Big Mitch is squattin' in the rain with his gun 'cross his knee, waitin’ fer them ducks. The water’s risin’ and his feet are startin’ to git wet. All a sudden a duck soars down from above and settles in the water, just as purtty as you please. Mitch slowly raises the gun, takes steady aim, and shoots! Nothing. That damn duck barely flinches. Again, he shoots. Again, nothing. Mitch reloads and tries once more, all to no avail. He just can’t kill that rotten duck. So why does he think it’s funny?