You can find me in a bar
No stranger to a bottle,
You can find me near and far,
Your enemies I throttle.
I’m the guard you call to arms
When stealthy foe is near,
I protect from daily harm,
Assuaging elder fear.
I’m very fat but I don’t care,
I’m even strong when broken,
But if you eat me best beware,
Some things best left unspoken.