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  1. MissKitten

    ive heard this joke, but with a lady in a kangaroo suit jumping on a fake trampoline and landing in the tiger cage.
  2. haha! you really ARE getting bored, arent you?

  3. MissKitten

    seems thats happening a lot to me nowadays...
  4. yes, it is. good luck on your first mafia!

  5. MissKitten

    Angel Mafia

    wait, that doesnt make any sense. how can happiness not be fun
  6. MissKitten

    Angel Mafia

    @Nick Yes, you did use 'albeit' correctly. its a really weird word, dontcha think?
  7. ahh, thx 4 clarfying.

  8. MissKitten

    haha, nicks post is almost as funny as the joke itself! why the use of symmetry, nick?
  9. ok, what all do you have right now?
  10. MissKitten

    Angel Mafia

    yes, hirk changed the times! or did he? my memory is failing me right now... but either way, 6 est fits me perfectly. i dont have to freak out about not voting anymore. *sigh of relief*
  11. MissKitten

    Angel Mafia

    can someone add a vote for filly for me please?
  12. hehe, same here for the mythology, mainly greek, mainly from percy jackson.
  13. MissKitten

    i got one, its a variation of the experience one: is something that comes just after you need it. Experience
  14. MissKitten

    OHHHHHHH I GET IT!!!! took me a while though, it didnt make sense, but then i realized he was talking in an asian accent, haha! and im asian myself.
  15. MissKitten

    haha, ive heard this one before. here's another one: so a man is on an island. he finds a lamp and rubs it three times. out pops a genie and sure enough, says, "i will grant you three wishes." so the man thinks and says, "i wish i had a million puonds of gold." Poof! there's a million pounds of gold on the island. then he says, "i wish i had a nice new ferrari." Poof! ther's a nice new ferrari on the island. then he thinks long and hard and finally says, "i wish i was irresistible to girls." Poof! the man is turned into a barbie doll. and another one: so a lady is on a deserted island with her cat. She finds a lamp and rubs it. sure enough, a genie pops out. but this genie is really mean, and only grants the lady one wish. So the lady thinks and thinks and thinks some more, and finally says, "i wish my cat was arnold swchartzenneger(that is how you spell it, right?)." "so be it" says the genie. and poof! her cat is turned into arnold swchartzenneger. As the lady jumps into his lap, he says, "i bet you wish you hadnt had me neutered last week, huh?"
  16. um, is this still going on?
  17. MissKitten

    hehe, you noticed it?
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