Molly Mae

@Segul: You can post stuff in the main thread, but be wary of giving out your role. Only give it out as a last resort.

It is a requirement to listen to the below song if you want to play. =P http://www.youtube.com/user/CalebElijah#p/a/u/2/128CqXUdTdM

The joke is lost in the trasnlation of the word "gives".

They're a feminine product.

EDIT: Removed "Either"

Thanks, LJ!

That's the one I'm looking for. Actually, Maurice and I are the reason the rum's all gone.. Thanks for playing, everyone!

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Hmmm....not quite so specific. But I like the double meaning there, too.

Hmmm.... I'm considering accepting this. But if you're a little more "playful" with the answer, I'll mark as solved. See above. =P I always wanted that job... but I'd probably be bored.

That's my answer. I figured most people would wind up in the disaster area, so I considered the opposite.

You're certainly on the right track. No keepers here, though.

Thanks for kicking this off, Araver. It's none of those, though.

Turn that 'round 180 for me. Hey, Dup. Welcome to the Den. Sorry that's not it, either.

Driving home on Friday night, I came upon a dreadful sight. A car was veering left 'n right, Ever closer came the light 'Til sure enough he struck fast And all my dreams would never last. Twisting metal, splintered wood Something leaking 'neath the hood. I couldn't move, nor could I speak My mind was focused on that leak. Unscathed, the other left his car I knew he'd not long left the bar He came close and watched my death Booze had lingered on his breath. With all I've done and all I've seen, I'm finally home in Fiddler's Green. What is the occupation of the drunk driver? EDIT: It's not hard, I know. But I really liked the rhyme and just couldn't part with that one part. =P

Oh. Well, if you're curious, the answer for mine is... *Shrug*

Why did the dead guy cross the road?