You missed on #4, but the rest were right!
Still just #2 to go ... There are alternate wordings possible, which if no one gets it by tomorrow I'll put up.
As worded is just what I thought of first, and since it made me laugh I decided to keep it. Someone can probably go after it if you find what's missing among the answers.
Edit @ chicory - NP! I apparently make up stuff all the time & swear it's real or remember doing something.