You have absolutly no idea how much will power it is taking me not to say what i was about to say... you know what? screw it...
Okay, well, like I said, it's pretty much too late for me. I just wanted to go on the record, that's all. Now, if you all will excuse me...I just got home from a date and my husband leaves tomorrow morning for a 4-day business trip...he'd probably appreciate it if I joined him in bed.
I look forward to my lynching and your reactions (at least I won't be blindfolded so that I can see your remorseful faces )