plasmid Posted August 2, 2009 Report Share Posted August 2, 2009 There's no need to call for appointments at all Just walk right in through my door My cubicle sits in the corner position (And please, don't try to explore) Now just be discreet and take up a seat Deposit all that you make Aware of the cost: it might all be lost A risk you're willing to take On every exchange, the paper's arranged But please don't sign for this sale Clandestine, this deal a handshake will seal It's best not leaving a trail This business is dirty so leave in a hurry (But try to cover your rear) If wanting a call from the office just scrawl To leave a number right here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 DudleyDude Posted August 2, 2009 Report Share Posted August 2, 2009 I'd be really happy if it were the bank in Monopoly, but I don't think it fits everything well enough... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted August 2, 2009 Report Share Posted August 2, 2009 the GO spot in Monopoly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 plainglazed Posted August 2, 2009 Report Share Posted August 2, 2009 (edited) a collateralized debt obligation or credit default swap or some other esoteric instrument favored by hedge funds or one of those managers sent up to the big house but that walk right through my door? So after reading the other guesses think the Monopoly references have a better chance. Edited August 2, 2009 by plainglazed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 plasmid Posted August 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 I hadn't intended for this to be a really serious riddle, but I guess it's following the tried and true BrainDen rule... Hopefully when it is solved you'll appreciate the humor of why it's called "I AM a subprime mortgage peddler" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 plainglazed Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 bathroom stall? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 plasmid Posted August 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 bathroom stall? Exactly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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plasmid
There's no need to call for appointments at all
Just walk right in through my door
My cubicle sits in the corner position
(And please, don't try to explore)
Now just be discreet and take up a seat
Deposit all that you make
Aware of the cost: it might all be lost
A risk you're willing to take
On every exchange, the paper's arranged
But please don't sign for this sale
Clandestine, this deal a handshake will seal
It's best not leaving a trail
This business is dirty so leave in a hurry
(But try to cover your rear)
If wanting a call from the office just scrawl
To leave a number right here
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