akaslickster Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 (edited) Walkin' On Water Bubba had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 21st birthday. On that special day, they'd each walked across the lake to the bar on the far side for their first legal drink. So when Bubba's 21st birthday came a round, he and his pal Jim Bob took a boat out to the middle of the lake, Bubba stepped out of the boat...and nearly drowned! Jim Bob just barely managed to pull him to safety. Furious and confused, Bubba went to see his grandmother. 'Grandma,' he asked, 'it's my 21st birthday, so why can't I walk 'cross the lake like my pappy, his father, and his father before him?' Granny looked deeply into Bubba's troubled eyes and said, 'Because your father, your grandfather and your great grandfather were born in January, when the lake is frozen, and you were born in July, you dumb @ss. Edited April 10, 2009 by akaslickster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 Walkin' On Water Bubba had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 21st birthday. On that special day, they'd each walked across the lake to the bar on the far side for their first legal drink. So when Bubba's 21st birthday came a round, he and his pal Jim Bob took a boat out to the middle of the lake, Bubba stepped out of the boat...and nearly drowned! Jim Bob just barely managed to pull him to safety. Furious and confused, Bubba went to see his grandmother. 'Grandma,' he asked, 'it's my 21st birthday, so why can't I walk 'cross the lake like my pappy, his father, and his father before him?' Granny looked deeply into Bubba's troubled eyes and said, 'Because your father, your grandfather and your great grandfather were born in January, when the lake is frozen, and you were born in July, you dumb @ss. Good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 peace*out Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 awsome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 FUNNY!!!!!!!! no not being sarcastic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 (edited) <---- That says it all. Edited April 12, 2009 by Riddle Master Zack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Magic_luver101 Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 that is amazing that he was that stupid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bubba had long heard the stories of an amazing family
tradition. It seems that his father, grandfather and
great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on
their 21st birthday. On that special day, they'd each
walked across the lake to the bar on the far side for their
first legal drink.
So when Bubba's 21st birthday came a round, he and
his pal Jim Bob took a boat out to the middle of the lake,
Bubba stepped out of the boat...and nearly drowned! Jim Bob
just barely managed to pull him to safety.
Furious and confused, Bubba went to see his grandmother.
'Grandma,' he asked, 'it's my 21st birthday,
so why can't I walk 'cross the lake like my pappy,
his father, and his father before him?'
Granny looked deeply into Bubba's troubled eyes and
said, 'Because your father, your grandfather and your
great grandfather were born in January, when the lake is
frozen, and you were born in July, you dumb @ss.
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