Guest Posted April 9, 2009 Report Share Posted April 9, 2009 A young man walked in for an interview. The officer asked him to fill in the form. After filling the form, the officer checked and laughed. At the column of 'sex', the man wrote: Twice a week. The officer asked him to re-write and told him, "You only need to write either male or female." The young man, without second thought, wrote 'female' on it. The officer puzzled, "Shouldn't it be 'male'?" The young man answered: Apparently I am a straight, definitely I will have sex with female! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted April 9, 2009 Report Share Posted April 9, 2009 ...lol...I have a guy friend who would love that...on all the papers he fills out, he writes 'yes please' next to the 'sex' question... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 andromeda Posted April 9, 2009 Report Share Posted April 9, 2009 Why don't they just write gender to avoid any "confusion"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted April 9, 2009 Report Share Posted April 9, 2009 That was a great one Woon. Something on similar lines is as follows: A kid of 6 years old wants to fill an Application form and once it reaches the 'Sex' column, she didn't know what to answer. So she went to her mom and asked "What does Sex means?". Definitely embarrassed and little taken a back by this question from her daughter, she thinks for a while and decides that it is better to explain her clearly so that she wouldn't end up doing anything wrong. So the mom explains her daughter 'Everything' (the advantages, disadvantages, precautions to be taken) for almost an hour. Patiently listening to all this, after her mother finished talking, the little one asked her mom "Isn't this such a big explanation to write in a small column of the Application Form?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted April 9, 2009 Report Share Posted April 9, 2009 Some other funny answers: Sex: Of coarse, who doesn't? Sex: The more the better Sex: On the bed, mostly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 peace*out Posted April 9, 2009 Report Share Posted April 9, 2009 Great....you have to love sexual humor... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 OmegaScales Posted October 30, 2010 Report Share Posted October 30, 2010 I saw a fake application form with answers similar to these. Name: Everyone has one dammit Sex: any girl, if i'm drunk enough Age: legal. i made the mistake once and i dont want to go back to jail Wanted Position: well i've never done *insert sexual position* before Starting Position: well, i was 6 at the time so i dont really remember Salary: unless it's a guy, i wont charge Signature: i finish opposite of what they want Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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A young man walked in for an interview. The officer asked him to fill in the form.
After filling the form, the officer checked and laughed. At the column of 'sex', the man wrote: Twice a week.
The officer asked him to re-write and told him, "You only need to write either male or female."
The young man, without second thought, wrote 'female' on it.
The officer puzzled, "Shouldn't it be 'male'?"
The young man answered:
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