Guest Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 An archaeologist one day visited a museum in a big city. He finally stopped at the front of a complete fossil of Tyrannosaurus. After admiring for about 5 minutes, a security guard walked to him and said, “Can you believe this? This giant was alive in 65 million and 3 years, 5 months and 21 days ago?” With astonishment, the archaeologist asked him, “Oh My God, How could you tell the age of this T-rex in so detailed?” “That’s simple!” the security smiled, “they told me this creature was 65 million years-old, when I came to work on the first day.” “Today is my 3 years, 5 month and 21 days on duty!” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 ...*giggles*...gotta love them security guards...they don't higher them 4 their brains... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 actually some are studying for degees Worked witha a guy who had a Phd who played with a fork lift truck to fetch the water for the kettle and referred to timber as "the stuff with the psychedelic ends" - "What? Oh you mean the shipment of Shorea from <shipper>. The warehouse where it was produced in Asia did that for the locals who could not read - sums it up I guess Btw - good one woon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 ...yes, some of them are smart...but I've also met some who don't know a stegosaur from an apatosaur... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 peace*out Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 haha!! love it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 , well in a way, it works Great joke, woon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Magic_luver101 Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 love it!!! sides hurt cant stop cracking up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 Good ole' security guards! You just HAVE to luv' 'em!!!! lol!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 akaslickster Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 Good ole' security guards! You just HAVE to luv' 'em!!!! lol!!!!! Thank you. I began in 1988. I have on the ball ever since then. Now I am also a receptionist at an elderly studio complex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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0 Guest Posted March 27, 2009 Report Share Posted March 27, 2009 ...yes, some of them are smart...but I've also met some who don't know a stegosaur from an apatosaur... umm... i don't know what a apatosaur is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 27, 2009 Report Share Posted March 27, 2009 umm... i don't know what a apatosaur is... some kind of dino? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 some kind of dino? Reference from wikipedia.com: Apatosaurus (IPA: /əˌpætəˈsɔrəs/), also formerly known as Brontosaurus, is a genus of sauropod dinosaur that lived about 150 million years ago, during the Jurassic Period (Kimmeridgian and Tithonian ages). It was one of the largest land animals that ever existed, with an average length of 23 meters (75 ft) and a mass of at least 23 metric tons (25 short tons). The name Apatosaurus means 'deceptive lizard', so-given because the chevron bones were similar to those of a prehistoric marine lizard, Mosasaurus. The name Apatosaurus comes from the Greek ἀπατέλος or ἀπατέλιος meaning 'deceptive' and σαῦρος meaning 'lizard'. The cervical vertebrae were less elongated and more heavily constructed than those of Diplodocus and the bones of the leg were much stockier (despite being longer), implying a more robust animal. The tail was held above the ground during normal locomotion. Like most sauropods, Apatosaurus had only a single large claw on each forelimb, with the first three toes on the hind limb possessing claws. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 As my gradmother always said: Be precise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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An archaeologist one day visited a museum in a big city. He finally stopped at the front of a complete fossil of Tyrannosaurus.
After admiring for about 5 minutes, a security guard walked to him and said,
“Can you believe this? This giant was alive in 65 million and 3 years, 5 months and 21 days ago?”
With astonishment, the archaeologist asked him, “Oh My God, How could you tell the age of this T-rex in so detailed?”
“That’s simple!” the security smiled, “they told me this creature was 65 million years-old, when I came to work on the first day.”
“Today is my 3 years, 5 month and 21 days on duty!”
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