Guest Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 who would win in a fight? Chuck Norris or Clint Eastwood? there is a perfectly logical explanation. i will only accept correct answers with correct explanations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 (edited) Chuck Norris is a known martial artist while Clint Eastwood is a gunslinger in a predominant number of his roles. Therefore I submit my answer in the form of a two line poem... <ahem> Chuck show quickness, Chuck show skill, Chuck learn bullet quicker still. R.I.P. Chuck, we love you!! Edited March 21, 2009 by dunbar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 good job 5 minutes. i think that should be a world record. now what about chuck norris and bruce lee (if he wasn't dead)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 ...didn't bruce teach jakie chan?...but then chuck has kicked several 'martial artists' arses...plus I will always be loyal 2 chuck...sorry bruce...cowboys kick a**!... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 First of all...Chuck Norris trumps all... Chuck Norris will never die. He is the reincarnation of dead Buddhists pent up rage And second, I dunno if this really counts as a "New Puzzle" maybe this would have been better in Others or Jokes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 ...didn't bruce teach jakie chan?...but then chuck has kicked several 'martial artists' arses...plus I will always be loyal 2 chuck...sorry bruce...cowboys kick a**!... Bruce Lee taught Chuck Norris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 Bruce Lee taught Chuck Norris ...O...das my husband's area of xpertiese... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 rookie1ja Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 off to "Jokes" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 andromeda Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 Don't forget that he was "beaten" by Bruce Lee in the "Return of the Dragon". Their fight scene in the Roman Colosseum is one of the most epic battles ever!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Izzy Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 I never really got all the Chuck Norris stuff. What up with it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 I never really got all the Chuck Norris stuff. What up with it? ...famous guy...'texas ranger' and all that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 22, 2009 Report Share Posted March 22, 2009 I never really got all the Chuck Norris stuff. What up with it? Same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 22, 2009 Report Share Posted March 22, 2009 Search Chuck Norris jokes on Google. A lot fo them are very funny. All are true. On a side note, a lot of the jokes are also on my About Me page on my profile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 I never really got all the Chuck Norris stuff. What up with it? ....I'm not really sure. I guess he's just really good at kicking stuff, so people think he's awesome? Don't interpret this the wrong way - i LOVE chuck norris jokes. but i do wonder what all the hype is about. *dodges punches* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Prof. Templeton Posted March 27, 2009 Report Share Posted March 27, 2009 Search Chuck Norris jokes on Google. A lot fo them are very funny. All are true. On a side note, a lot of the jokes are also on my About Me page on my profile. type in find chuck norris into google and click the I'm Feeling Lucky button. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 27, 2009 Report Share Posted March 27, 2009 type in find chuck norris into google and click the I'm Feeling Lucky button. I tried that lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 Now i admit, ive givin this a little thought. I heard Chuck Norris dosen't own a lawmower, instead he stand out on his porch and !Dares His Grass To Grow! However, knowone knows how old Clint EastWood is. I mean I've never really seen a Chuck Norris Vid. but Clint is still in movies, and probably other s*** idk. But he lives on... seems to me Chuck Norris died a long time ago. †·Krakatowa·†Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 Weird, I saw Chuck Norris for the first time in anything but a joke. I saw a dvd that said something like "chuck norris 3" First time I ever saw his face on anything..... (sides the internet) I read some of the jokes. idk about you, but seems he is a bit narsiccist. (i dunno if tats how u spell it) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 MissKitten Posted August 9, 2010 Report Share Posted August 9, 2010 (edited) I never really got all the Chuck Norris stuff. What up with it? *gasp* how could you not know how amazing chuck norris is? SHUN!!!!!! Edited August 9, 2010 by MissKitten Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted August 10, 2010 Report Share Posted August 10, 2010 I was wondering how it all started, and someone told me it was because he made a lowbudget show, walker texas ranger, good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted August 10, 2010 Report Share Posted August 10, 2010 type in find chuck norris into google and click the I'm Feeling Lucky button. Saddly, this no longer works at it once did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted August 11, 2010 Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 Saddly, this no longer works at it once did. I just tried it, and it does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted August 11, 2010 Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 type in find chuck norris into google and click the I'm Feeling Lucky button. Lol thats funny. Just so you know, its not a joke by google. Look at the adress bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted August 11, 2010 Report Share Posted August 11, 2010 I just tried it, and it does. Doesn't when I click it. It takes me straight to the Chuck Norris Facts page. Suppose to go to a fake google page. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted August 12, 2010 Report Share Posted August 12, 2010 Doesn't when I click it. It takes me straight to the Chuck Norris Facts page. Suppose to go to a fake google page. Are you typing "Chuck Norris" or "find Chuck Norris"? It works when you type find in front, but not when you don't. Also, I'm using google.com. It might not work for other countries' googles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 (edited) I am using google.co.uk and it works for me. How did all this chuck norris stuff start on brainden? Edited January 5, 2011 by Segul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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