Guest Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 you know something is wrong when: -an inanimate object tells you to get a life -you start to hear violin shrieks when you see your girlfriend/boyfriend -the twilight show theme song suddenly seems like the theme of your life -when your computer starts to call you names -your mirror just breaks all of the sudden when you look at it -your bed says,"NO!!!! PLEASE HAVE MERCY ON ME!!!!!!" when you get in it. -your dad tries to act younger than you... *shudders* lol go ahead and add your own *inspired by Y-san's you know you've been on BD too long when... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 (edited) dude, i would pay $100,000,000 for a flying icecream truck!!! (even if it has no icecream in it! ) Sold!!!! now just wire me the money and say my name lol i'm kidding off course Edited March 18, 2009 by No1slight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 Sold!!!! now just wire me the money and say my name lol i'm kidding off course well, you know... if i had $100,000,000 to buy it with!!! i'd also earn the $ back by starting my own FLYING icecream truck buissness. anyways! back on topic: -your speakers stop working because they hate your music, and they don't seem to be very shy about it... -your skittles self-destruct before you can eat them. -there is a gross-out smiley face that only seems to appear when you get on. -when the ice-cream man gets to your house, jet packs on the bottom engage, and flies over the spot on the street in front of your house, then continues normally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 You live in St. Louis? Me too, and everyone already knows my name...(ella) but anyway, something is DEFINITLY wrong when you start trying to stalk people you find online. ha ha!!! something's wrong if you have to resort to doing that!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 -when you experience dayfall and nightbreak -when you finally realize that's not a skylight but a giant hole in your ceiling!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 You guys are crazy. When trees and sticks just happen to be in your way. (I don't know...I can't think....lame.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 When you are going INSANE! or think you are.... UGG BUYS UGLY HOUSES would understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 When you are going INSANE! or think you are.... UGG BUYS UGLY HOUSES would understand. what r u talking about??? he he he!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 what r u talking about??? he he he!!!!!!!!!!! now who's pointing fingers???? Don't worry. From this point on I'll keep it our little secret.... *10 min later* HEY YOU GUYS!.... Now something is DEFINTILY wrong... (sorry UGG) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 now who's pointing fingers???? Don't worry. From this point on I'll keep it our little secret.... *10 min later* HEY YOU GUYS!.... Now something is DEFINTILY wrong... (sorry UGG) no, i dont have a problem with it, i just like the new smiley: , ,and . they're cool!!! yep... i'm partly insane. HALP!!!!!! HALP!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 no, i dont have a problem with it, i just like the new smiley: , ,and . they're cool!!! yep... i'm partly insane. HALP!!!!!! HALP!!!!!!!! yeah... I know! I was jk... me too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 yeah... I know! I was jk... me too! ok, here's another: when you have conversations with the smileys you post... like this one: hello, mister, what's your name... *5 weeks later* well, we'll skip your name... there's another smiley where you must type in "" it looks like this : Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 indeed. We had better get back to the joke or the mods will come get us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 indeed. We had better get back to the joke or the mods will come get us. i agree, lets try to keep from getting here are some more: Boys: -when you realize that there's only one type of toilet -when your girlfriend says, "who are you again" and she has long term memory. Both: -when a spider lives longer than your TV -whenever my mom sings, everything seems to stop* i mean end not just freeze in time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 When you start seeing double Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 When you start seeing double Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 (edited) When you check your computer for viruses, it shows up positive for HIV Edited March 18, 2009 by Romulus064 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 When you check your computer for viruses it shows up positive for HIV HA HA!! LOL!!! HILARIOUS!!! when you must resort to marrying your sister... when you realize your parents were cousins... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 ok now this is just getting freaky -when you try to say something and it comes out as complete silence when your yelling...idk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Magic_luver101 Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 (edited) when your compoter sends up an error report that says i cant stand Brainden or your music anymore Edited March 18, 2009 by Magic_luver101 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 ok now this is just getting freaky -when you try to say something and it comes out as complete silence when your yelling...idk That's what we call a dream Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 That's what we call a dream hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 (edited) ...when your mobile home is too old to be mobile...[mine]...when U R watching The Biggest Loser and eating icecream at the same time...[guilty]... Edited March 19, 2009 by Atlantis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 When you walk into a store, they always say "Sorry we're closed" as you see 18 other people walking in and getting " Have a wonderful day" and a free hat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 when there is a wanted poster that says wanted: dead or alive with your face on it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 When the remote hires the FBI to hide itself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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you know something is wrong when:
-an inanimate object tells you to get a life
-you start to hear violin shrieks when you see your girlfriend/boyfriend
-the twilight show theme song suddenly seems like the theme of your life
-when your computer starts to call you names
-your mirror just breaks all of the sudden when you look at it
-your bed says,"NO!!!! PLEASE HAVE MERCY ON ME!!!!!!" when you get in it.
-your dad tries to act younger than you... *shudders*
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