Guest Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 You all know the "why did the chicken cross the road" joke, right? Well this topic is where you can post all your alternate witty answers to that classic question. Example: It was too dangerous living in Kentucky. I hope you have fun with this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 peace*out Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 because the rooster retired Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 (edited) it was stapled to the punk rocker. No live animals were harmed in the production of this punchline. The chicken in question was a "whole fryer" purchased at the local grocery store. Edited March 12, 2009 by Grayven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 ...2 get away from the Cernal...(spelt that wrong)... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 Why not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 (edited) Because the grass is allways greener on the other side! Edited March 12, 2009 by The monkey of the jungle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 (edited) To prove to the possum it could actually be done! Edited March 12, 2009 by The monkey of the jungle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 Because he wanted to warn everybody that the sky was falling. and Because he wanted to show off his guts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 Did the chicken cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 You all know the "why did the chicken cross the road" joke, right? Well this topic is where you can post all your alternate witty answers to that classic question. Example: It was too dangerous living in Kentucky. I hope you have fun with this! it felt there was a large bucket of cheese on the other side, but was so dissapointed when it got there that it stuck a double barrel down it's throat and... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 To get some chicken McNuggets. It's not like they're made with real chicken, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 Because it was between him and the Mexico border Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 akaslickster Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 Why did the road cross the chicken?he wanted to prove to the chicken that he had no legs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 Because it was being chased by dogs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted November 6, 2009 Report Share Posted November 6, 2009 It's brain was too small to realise that it had already crossed the road countless other times because of all the tasteless other chicken jokes along with roosters, dinosaurs, chewing gum, and countless other things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted November 6, 2009 Report Share Posted November 6, 2009 You know what, I dream of a day... a day when a chicken can cross the road without its motives being questioned (hijacked from an app) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted November 11, 2009 Report Share Posted November 11, 2009 Because he was playing tic-tac-toe, and he was X's. So, he put a cross shape where he wanted to make his move, and therefore "crossed" the road. also: Chuck Norris crossed the road. No-one has ever dared question his motives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted November 14, 2009 Report Share Posted November 14, 2009 The road had it coming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Magic_luver101 Posted November 17, 2009 Report Share Posted November 17, 2009 The chicken thought it was a nun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 peace*out Posted December 18, 2009 Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 well one day a chicken decided to cross the road. He did. the end!!!! ^ that is a simple story!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted June 23, 2010 Report Share Posted June 23, 2010 Because he just plain felt like it! Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was tired of having his motives questioned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 OmegaScales Posted October 27, 2010 Report Share Posted October 27, 2010 It was trying to get away from Chuck Norris (couldn't though) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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