[Guest]

A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game in his new country and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring "Run....run!"

The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent: "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-run will ya!"

A third batter slams a hit and again the Scotsman, obviously pleased with his knowledge of the game, screams: "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run will ya!"

The next batter held his swing at three and two and as the ump calls a walk. The Scotsman stands up yelling: "R-r-run ya Bahstard, r-r-run!" All the surrounding fans chuckle quietly and he sits down confused. A friendly fan, sensing his embarrassment whispers, "He doesn't have to run, he got four balls."

"Walk with pr-r-ride man!"

[andromeda]

I have no idea about the game, but I still find this joke funny.

[Magic_luver101]

me do not get it

[Guest]

LMAO!! I'm scottish and that was great

[Guest]

Lol glad you like ;P

[Guest]

That's great. :lol:

[Guest]

that wasn't at all funny

BTW not all Scottish people swear all the time

[Guest]

that wasn't at all funny

BTW not all Scottish people swear all the time

I think the swearing kind of added to the fact that the person didn't know what they were talking about. I found it quite funny, even though I am of Scottish descent.

[Guest]

the swearing was all part of the joke

off-topic: my swimming coach is scottish and she regularly swears at me whenever I text her about something

[Guest]

that was pretty good, the most i've laughed at a joke in some time

[Guest]

Thanks.

[Guest]

"Walk with pr-r-ride man!"

Lol, pretty funny!

What swearing?

[Guest]

Lol, pretty funny!

What swearing?

bahstard

[Guest]

bahstard

nm, jk

[peace*out]

haha!! I still am not fully getting it other than that he doesn't understand the game...

[Guest]

LOL