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Lawyers & Sharks/Governmental joke

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(A lawyer, a priest and a Prime Minister were stranded on an uncharted island. On a nearby island about 100 metres away, there was a chest full of provisions. Unfortunately, the stretch of water leading to the other island.)

Prime Minister: Priest, why don't you go? You are under the protection of the Lord...

Priest: ... Why don't you go? You are under governmental protection!

Prime Minister: That's the problem! Lawyer, why don't you go ?

(The lawyer, a good swimmer, jumps into the water, swims by the sharks, grabs the chest and swims back)

Prime Minister and Priest (simultaneously): How did that happen?

Lawyer: Professional courtesy.

Note: this is not an aethist joke. I am a christian myself.

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(A lawyer, a priest and a Prime Minister were stranded on an uncharted island. On a nearby island about 100 metres away, there was a chest full of provisions. Unfortunately, the stretch of water leading to the other island.)

Prime Minister: Priest, why don't you go? You are under the protection of the Lord...

Priest: ... Why don't you go? You are under governmental protection!

Prime Minister: That's the problem! Lawyer, why don't you go ?

(The lawyer, a good swimmer, jumps into the water, swims by the sharks, grabs the chest and swims back)

Prime Minister and Priest (simultaneously): How did that happen?

Lawyer: Professional courtesy.

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Note: this is not an aethist joke. I am a christian myself.

hahahahaha nice one :P

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very nice. CAn I add a joke? its rlated.

Yes. you can add it to the topic, or make another thread. Just check really quickly to make sure we dont have it already - we have a LOT of lawyer jokes on here. :P

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Two blondes walk into a bar.

You would of thought one of them would of seen it.

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