Guest Posted November 5, 2007 Report Share Posted November 5, 2007 (A lawyer, a priest and a Prime Minister were stranded on an uncharted island. On a nearby island about 100 metres away, there was a chest full of provisions. Unfortunately, the stretch of water leading to the other island.) Prime Minister: Priest, why don't you go? You are under the protection of the Lord... Priest: ... Why don't you go? You are under governmental protection! Prime Minister: That's the problem! Lawyer, why don't you go ? (The lawyer, a good swimmer, jumps into the water, swims by the sharks, grabs the chest and swims back) Prime Minister and Priest (simultaneously): How did that happen? Lawyer: Professional courtesy. Note: this is not an aethist joke. I am a christian myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dark_magician_92 Posted January 12, 2011 Report Share Posted January 12, 2011 (A lawyer, a priest and a Prime Minister were stranded on an uncharted island. On a nearby island about 100 metres away, there was a chest full of provisions. Unfortunately, the stretch of water leading to the other island.) Prime Minister: Priest, why don't you go? You are under the protection of the Lord... Priest: ... Why don't you go? You are under governmental protection! Prime Minister: That's the problem! Lawyer, why don't you go ? (The lawyer, a good swimmer, jumps into the water, swims by the sharks, grabs the chest and swims back) Prime Minister and Priest (simultaneously): How did that happen? Lawyer: Professional courtesy. <!-- s:mrgreen: --><!-- s:mrgreen: --> Note: this is not an aethist joke. I am a christian myself. hahahahaha nice one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissKitten Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 ummm, i dont get it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 27, 2011 Report Share Posted January 27, 2011 ummm, i dont get it... The lawyer and the sharks work in the same field. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissKitten Posted January 28, 2011 Report Share Posted January 28, 2011 oh. haha, thats nice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 8, 2011 Report Share Posted March 8, 2011 very nice. CAn I add a joke? its rlated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peace*out Posted March 8, 2011 Report Share Posted March 8, 2011 very nice. CAn I add a joke? its rlated. Yes. you can add it to the topic, or make another thread. Just check really quickly to make sure we dont have it already - we have a LOT of lawyer jokes on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 9, 2011 Report Share Posted March 9, 2011 Two blondes walk into a bar. You would of thought one of them would of seen it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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