Guest Posted August 11, 2008 Report Share Posted August 11, 2008 A mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date. "Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are you?" "Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother replied. "It's not polite." "OK", the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?" "Now really," the mother says, "those are personal questions and are really none o f your business." Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?" "That is enough questions, young lady, honestly!" The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play. "My Mom won't tell me anything about her," the little girl says to her friend. "Well," says the friend, "all you need to do is look at her driver’s license. It is like a report card, it has everything on it." Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you are, you are 32." The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out? "I also know that you weigh 140 pounds." The mother is past surprised and shocked now. "How in heaven's name did you find that out?" "And," the little girl says triumphantly, "I know why you and daddy got a divorce." "Oh really?" the mother asks. "Why?" "Because you got an F in sex." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted August 11, 2008 Report Share Posted August 11, 2008 HA! good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 akaslickster Posted August 11, 2008 Report Share Posted August 11, 2008 Nice one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted August 12, 2008 Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 lol how old is this "little girl" if she already knows about her mom having sex? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Gambit Posted August 12, 2008 Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 lol. nice1. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted August 12, 2008 Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 hey puzzlegirl, I like your signature....but what about those of us who dont have a signature; what does that say about us? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted August 12, 2008 Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 That's funny....good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 itachi-san Posted August 13, 2008 Report Share Posted August 13, 2008 That's a good one! I got an M for Master Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted August 13, 2008 Report Share Posted August 13, 2008 hey puzzlegirl, I like your signature....but what about those of us who dont have a signature; what does that say about us? Those with no signature line obviously have no thoughts worth expressing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted August 13, 2008 Report Share Posted August 13, 2008 hahaha...poor mommy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 TwoaDay Posted August 13, 2008 Report Share Posted August 13, 2008 at least she didnt get a f-, that would be BAADDD lolz, good joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted August 13, 2008 Report Share Posted August 13, 2008 Those with no signature line obviously have no thoughts worth expressing. how u like me now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted August 16, 2008 Report Share Posted August 16, 2008 "Because you got an F in sex." Hmmm...funny. Guess she must be a LITTLE smart pointing out that's why her and daddy got a divorce...BUT I don't think many women would REALLY get an F in um, you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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A mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
"Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are you?"
"Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother replied.
"It's not polite."
"OK", the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?"
"Now really," the mother says, "those are personal questions and are really none o f your business."
Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"
"That is enough questions, young lady, honestly!"
The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
"My Mom won't tell me anything about her," the little girl says to her friend.
"Well," says the friend, "all you need to do is look at her driver’s license. It is like a report card, it has everything on it."
Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you are, you are 32."
The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out?
"I also know that you weigh 140 pounds."
The mother is past surprised and shocked now.
"How in heaven's name did you find that out?"
"And," the little girl says triumphantly, "I know why you and daddy got a divorce."
"Oh really?" the mother asks. "Why?"
"Because you got an F in sex."
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