akaslickster Posted July 20, 2008 Report Share Posted July 20, 2008 (edited) from wife.WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE...I'M BROKE!! Yesterday I answered a knock on the door, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.. 'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.' 'Go away!' I said. 'I haven't got any money!', 'I'm broke!' and proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide open. 'Don't be too hasty!' he said. 'Not until you have at least seen my demonstration'. And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto my hallway carpet. 'If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.' I stepped back and said, 'Well I hope you've got a frigging good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning. What part of broke do you not understand?' Edited July 20, 2008 by akaslickster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted July 20, 2008 Report Share Posted July 20, 2008 Good One Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted July 20, 2008 Report Share Posted July 20, 2008 Poor salesman. Well, he sort of asked for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted July 20, 2008 Report Share Posted July 20, 2008 I would hate to be the sales man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted July 20, 2008 Report Share Posted July 20, 2008 Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, best joke ever :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted July 20, 2008 Report Share Posted July 20, 2008 Lol! This is hecka funny! :lol: It looks like Jokes and Translator riddles are getting pretty famous! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 akaslickster Posted July 20, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 20, 2008 I thought this would work out but I have to wait until I receive more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 roflmao :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 , if I was the salesman, I would be running away like there's no tomorrow Great joke, Slick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 peace*out Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 YUM!!!! YUCK!!!! wow...that's just disgusting... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 :lol: kept me laughing for a while.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 Another reminder of "Be careful for what you wish, it may just come true!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 Oh my goodness! I am at work and laughed out loud...not soo good, when I should be working Sooo funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 MissKitten Posted August 3, 2010 Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 ive heard this before but it was 'would you like ketchup with that?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted August 3, 2010 Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted August 23, 2010 Report Share Posted August 23, 2010 Hi everyone! Nice one!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted August 24, 2010 Report Share Posted August 24, 2010 That is Hysterically funny!!! Bet that salesman will think twice before dumping a pile of dung on somebody's carpet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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akaslickster
Yesterday I answered a knock on the door, only to be confronted by a
well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner..
'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple of
minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in
high-powered vacuum cleaners.'
'Go away!' I said. 'I haven't got any money!', 'I'm broke!' and
proceeded to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and
pushed wide open. 'Don't be too hasty!' he said. 'Not until you have
at least seen my demonstration'. And with that, he emptied a bucket
of horse manure onto my hallway carpet.
'If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse
manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.'
I stepped back and said, 'Well I hope you've got a frigging good
appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning. What
part of broke do you not understand?'
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