[Yoruichi-san]

1. Why did the cannibal invite the supermodel to dinner?

He was on a diet.

2. Why did the cannibal join the software programmer and the mathematician for a Fourth of July Picnic?

Because there's nothing as American as Apple pi.

3. Afterwards, why did the cannibal have dessert with the statistician?

He liked his pi a la mode.

4. Why did the cannibal give his girlfriend a bath?

He liked his chick in soup.

5. Why did the cannibal take the Playmate (Playboy bunny) to the UK?

He wanted some Welsh Rabbit.

6. Why did the cannibal have lunch with the new Shakespearian actress?

He wanted a raw-Viola

Hehe...yes, I have a dark side...sorry if I'm not quite to your taste ;P.

[itachi-san]

I find all humor funny... as long as it's funny that is...

Why do cannibals prefer eating readers to writers?

Because writers cramp but readers digest.

What did the cannibal do after he had dumped his girlfriend?

Wiped.

Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his uncle in the woods?

Two cannibals just finished a big meal and one turns to the other while rubbing his stomach with his fist and say, "You know, I just ate my mother-in-law, and she still doesn't agree with me!"

When do cannibals leave the table?

When everyone's eaten.

What is a cannibal's favorite game?

Swallow the leader.

What do cannibals make out of politicians?

Bologna sandwiches.

What did the cannibal get when he was late for dinner?

The cold shoulder.

Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school for buttering up his teacher?

Cannibal's recipe book: How to Serve Your Fellow Man.

A cannibal visited his neighbor to admire his new refrigerator. "What is the storage capacity?" the man asked.

"I'm not exactly sure," the neighbor replied. "But it at least holds the two men that brought it."

[Guest]

Two men are walking through the jungle when they are captured by cannibals. They are taken to the nearby village and put in a big cooking pot in the center. The cannibals are busy lighting the fire under the pot when suddenly, one of the guys starts laughing. The other guy turns to him and asks "Whats so funny". To which the first man responds: "Hahahaha, I just pissed in their soup" .

[unreality]

good ones, guys ;D *tries to think of cannibal jokes*

[Guest]

What did the cannibal do after he had dumped his girlfriend?

Wiped.

Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his uncle in the woods

That's HORRIBLE!....and yet so, so very funny.

[Guest]

There were three men that got captured by cannibals, who went into detail on what they would do to the men. Eat their meat, use the bones for tools, and turn the skin into canoes. Being respectable and civilized cannibals, they let each of the men choose the method of their death. The first asked for a gun and shot himself. The second asked for a knife, and cut his throat. The third man was a bit spiteful, asked for a fork, and immediately began stabbing himself. "What are you doing?", asked the confused cannibals. The man laughed, and said, "I'm ruining your canoes!"