Guest Posted April 20, 2008 Report Share Posted April 20, 2008 A man has food on his plate but doesn't eat it. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted April 20, 2008 Report Share Posted April 20, 2008 1. he is not hungry or 2. he is a waiter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 akaslickster Posted April 20, 2008 Report Share Posted April 20, 2008 the chef at the restaurant didn't wash his hands after using the restroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted April 20, 2008 Report Share Posted April 20, 2008 he was not hungry..as he just had his lunch/dinner? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 akaslickster Posted April 20, 2008 Report Share Posted April 20, 2008 food fell on the floor. UGH!A man has food on his plate but doesn't eat it. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted April 20, 2008 Report Share Posted April 20, 2008 well, that's the obvious answer: he wasn't hungry. But there's another one that's much more trickier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted April 20, 2008 Report Share Posted April 20, 2008 And decided it tasted like his wife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 itachi-san Posted April 20, 2008 Report Share Posted April 20, 2008 it's dog food Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Nikyma Posted April 20, 2008 Report Share Posted April 20, 2008 he didn't have utensils Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted April 20, 2008 Report Share Posted April 20, 2008 (edited) A man has food on his plate but doesn't eat it. Why? His wife can't cook His wife cooked something he does not like after he came home late He had a meal with his girlfriend - and wife wasted her devotion - ahhh! It was from last week when he should have been home - yuk! It's bacon and his friend's wife forgot he's jewish. It was fozen! edit to add last one Edited April 20, 2008 by Lost in space Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted April 20, 2008 Report Share Posted April 20, 2008 Okay, a hint. The plate is not a regular plate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 itachi-san Posted April 20, 2008 Report Share Posted April 20, 2008 Okay, a hint. The plate is not a regular plate. maybe then: the metal plate in his leg got exposed and he spilled beans all over it. Who would eat them then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted April 20, 2008 Report Share Posted April 20, 2008 It's under a microscope! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 itachi-san Posted April 20, 2008 Report Share Posted April 20, 2008 there were beans all over home plate in a baseball game. Since they are dirty and sandy they are inedible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted April 20, 2008 Report Share Posted April 20, 2008 Maybe, He is a knight, so....It is a plate of armor, and the he is a klutz, and spilled all the food all over him LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted April 20, 2008 Report Share Posted April 20, 2008 there were beans all over home plate in a baseball game. Since they are dirty and sandy they are inedible. LOL! GOOD ONE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 akaslickster Posted April 20, 2008 Report Share Posted April 20, 2008 food wasn't cooked or was still alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted April 20, 2008 Report Share Posted April 20, 2008 food wasn't cooked or was still alive. If it was still alive why would it be on his plate? If it was not cooked why would it be on his plate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted April 20, 2008 Report Share Posted April 20, 2008 I think I got it!In a photograph! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted April 20, 2008 Report Share Posted April 20, 2008 the chef at the restaurant didn't wash his hands after using the restroom. Yucko! P.S. How did he know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 akaslickster Posted April 20, 2008 Report Share Posted April 20, 2008 Yucko! P.S. How did he know? Some people won't wait to wash up and just leave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted April 20, 2008 Report Share Posted April 20, 2008 well guys, all of you gave great answers. But it's not a plate of armor, a plate in baseball, or a plate in a photograph. Maybe it has something to do with your mouth... *winks* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Brandonb Posted April 20, 2008 Report Share Posted April 20, 2008 1. The food is a decorative painting on the plate. 2. The food is fake, similar to a bowl of wax fruit. 3. The guy's mouth is wired shut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted April 21, 2008 Report Share Posted April 21, 2008 well guys, all of you gave great answers. But it's not a plate of armor, a plate in baseball, or a plate in a photograph. Maybe it has something to do with your mouth... *winks* He has food on the roof of his mouth (his 'plate'). It happens to be peanut-butter, and he and his llama are out of milk. Therefore, he can't eat it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted April 21, 2008 Report Share Posted April 21, 2008 Okay. um... 1.) he anorexic or 2.)he is waiting for someone to join him or 3.)he's allergic or lethargic. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted April 21, 2008 Report Share Posted April 21, 2008 Well, Kay is the closest so far. But no one had it. So here's the solution The food was stuck on the man's dental plate. Of course he wouldn't eat it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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