"Gooood morning, inmates of Braingate Denitentiary! And what a morning it is, my fine felonious fellows, for I have riveting news! Now, I know you were expecting the warden to give his usual morning announcements, but, well, he's...otherwise occupied...hoohoohoo..."
"Umm...I tink we mighta used too much gas on the warden, I tink he's kinda...dead..."
"Not now Harley! I'm. Doing. The. Announcements."
"Sow-wy, Mr. J."
"Anyhoo...where was I? Oh yes. Riveting news! I hope you are enjoying your morning walk around the prison yard, it will be your last! Yes, that's right, no more outrageous orange accouterments, mounds of mystery mush, or hoarding cigarettes for bartering after today! Isn't that a blast? Hoohoohoo..."
*Psss...*...*Psss...*...*Psss...*...
"Hello? Am I back? What happened? Oh, nevermind. As I was saying, in fifteen minutes the prison guards, who I believe you'll find to have developed a much more...cheerful demeanor..."
"Yeah, cuz we dosed 'em with Joker gas! Keke..."
"Harley!"
"Sow-wy."
"The prison guards will escort you misunderstood miscreants back into your cells, where you'll each to assigned a number representing the order (within your cell block) in which you will be executed at sundown today. Hoohoohoo...however, to make things fun, if every evildoer in your cell block can tell me the every other evildoers' numbers, I will let you go free, off to terrorize the streets of Gotham to your hoodlum heart's delight. But don't be thinking of cheating now! Hoohoo...no talking to each other...that would make it too easy...or doing anything out of the ordinary. If the gayly grinning guards catch you, you'll all be executed on the spot! Hoohoohoooo...that will be all!"
*Psss...*...*Psss...*...*Psssssssssssss...*...
"Well...that's a development. There are five of us in the cell block, and our cells are all in a row, so there goes any chance of seeing each other. And if we try some knocking scheme, we'll probably get caught, seeing as how the walls are pretty thick and we'd have to be knocking pretty loud to hear each other, which would probably alert the guards. What do you think, Bainanova?"
"Hmmm...well, Sbarcrow, I believe you are correct about the knocking or noise-making scheme, but perhaps there are some options we have that aren't 'out of the ordinary'? Any ideas, Plainguin?"
"The way the plumbing is wired, I can hear when my neighbors on either side flush the toilet or turn on the faucet. Maybe we can use that?"
"But if we start flushing our toilets or turning on the water every few seconds, don't you think they're going to notice something's off?"
"Good point, Plasin Ivy. But we have until sundown, so maybe if we spread out and minimize the number of actions required, we can get away with it?"
"Sounds like as good a plan as any, TSLFace, now how to go about it..."
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"Gooood morning, inmates of Braingate Denitentiary! And what a morning it is, my fine felonious fellows, for I have riveting news! Now, I know you were expecting the warden to give his usual morning announcements, but, well, he's...otherwise occupied...hoohoohoo..."
"Umm...I tink we mighta used too much gas on the warden, I tink he's kinda...dead..."
"Not now Harley! I'm. Doing. The. Announcements."
"Sow-wy, Mr. J."
"Anyhoo...where was I? Oh yes. Riveting news! I hope you are enjoying your morning walk around the prison yard, it will be your last! Yes, that's right, no more outrageous orange accouterments, mounds of mystery mush, or hoarding cigarettes for bartering after today! Isn't that a blast? Hoohoohoo..."
*Psss...*...*Psss...*...*Psss...*...
"Hello? Am I back? What happened? Oh, nevermind. As I was saying, in fifteen minutes the prison guards, who I believe you'll find to have developed a much more...cheerful demeanor..."
"Yeah, cuz we dosed 'em with Joker gas! Keke..."
"Harley!"
"Sow-wy."
"The prison guards will escort you misunderstood miscreants back into your cells, where you'll each to assigned a number representing the order (within your cell block) in which you will be executed at sundown today. Hoohoohoo...however, to make things fun, if every evildoer in your cell block can tell me the every other evildoers' numbers, I will let you go free, off to terrorize the streets of Gotham to your hoodlum heart's delight. But don't be thinking of cheating now! Hoohoo...no talking to each other...that would make it too easy...or doing anything out of the ordinary. If the gayly grinning guards catch you, you'll all be executed on the spot! Hoohoohoooo...that will be all!"
*Psss...*...*Psss...*...*Psssssssssssss...*...
"Well...that's a development. There are five of us in the cell block, and our cells are all in a row, so there goes any chance of seeing each other. And if we try some knocking scheme, we'll probably get caught, seeing as how the walls are pretty thick and we'd have to be knocking pretty loud to hear each other, which would probably alert the guards. What do you think, Bainanova?"
"Hmmm...well, Sbarcrow, I believe you are correct about the knocking or noise-making scheme, but perhaps there are some options we have that aren't 'out of the ordinary'? Any ideas, Plainguin?"
"The way the plumbing is wired, I can hear when my neighbors on either side flush the toilet or turn on the faucet. Maybe we can use that?"
"But if we start flushing our toilets or turning on the water every few seconds, don't you think they're going to notice something's off?"
"Good point, Plasin Ivy. But we have until sundown, so maybe if we spread out and minimize the number of actions required, we can get away with it?"
"Sounds like as good a plan as any, TSLFace, now how to go about it..."
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