Yoruichi-san Posted June 27, 2013 Report Share Posted June 27, 2013 My to-do list: Buy milk. Pay credit card bills. Figure out more clever ways of killing people. Try out new 'recipe' for brownies *cough*. Finish novel. Finish the rest of the novels in the series. Finish the half dozen other series(es?) Figure out what the plural of 'series' is. Remember to post birthday wish on friend's Facebook profile...on time this year. Conquer the world. Find missing socks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BMAD Posted June 27, 2013 Report Share Posted June 27, 2013 clearly we cannot conquer the world without socks. So i humbly suggest switching the last two steps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoruichi-san Posted June 28, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2013 Don't be silly...why would you wear socks when taking over the world in these ;P: (Btw, feel free to add your own 'to-do' list ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BMAD Posted June 28, 2013 Report Share Posted June 28, 2013 who can conquer the world with aching calves? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BMAD Posted June 28, 2013 Report Share Posted June 28, 2013 (edited) BMAD's To Do List: 1. Sleep in from staying up too late. 2. Cook Ramen Noodles 3. Find some clothing that isn't too smelly to put on (this may take awhile) 4. Search BD for game activity / and post some questions / read question responses 5. Go for a jog 6. Search the internet for new ways to spice up Ramen Noodle's 7. Cook said spicy recipe 8. Finally do laundry 9. Shower 10. Dishes 11. Add chicken and brocolli to spicy ramen recipe 12. put on socks 13. make bed 14. liberate the world from Yoruichi-san, name it BMADorCry 15. Lay down in made bed 16. remove socks 17. revisit BD 18. add items to current 'to do' list, 19. cross them off as they are done 20. celebrate accomplishments 21. rest and search for more ramen noodle recipes as i drift to sleep (repeat until giant supply of noodles is exhausted) Edited June 28, 2013 by BMAD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoruichi-san Posted June 28, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2013 who can conquer the world with aching calves? Uh...I played like a lot of DDR in college...on metal pads...on 'Random Endless' mode...so I have calves of steel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoruichi-san Posted June 28, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2013 MIni to-do list: Organize thoughts for post on my blog Organize thoughts about why I should post on my blog Post on google+ that I should post on my blog Post on Facebook about realizing that I haven't posted on my blog for awhile Tweet that I am planning to post on my blog Get distracted by reading #overhonestmethods for the next 2 hours Repeat next month Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BMAD Posted July 3, 2013 Report Share Posted July 3, 2013 1. Make vanilla pudding. Put in clean mayo jar. Eat in public. 2. Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other. 3. Wear shirt that says "Life". Hand out lemons on street corner. 4. Get in a crowded elevator and say "I bet you're all wondering why I gathered you here today." 5. Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY they would like fries with that. 6. Run into a store, ask what year it is. When someone answers, yell "It worked!" and run out cheering. 7. Become a doctor. Change last name to Acula. 8. Change name to Simon. Speak in third person. 9. Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say "Help! I've been turned into a parrot." 10. Follow random joggers around in your car blasting "Eye of the Tiger" for encouragement 11. Get bit by a radioactive spider. 12. Put on socks 13. Put on sandals 14. climb skyscraper 15. peak in windows 16. take a nap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flamebirde Posted July 5, 2013 Report Share Posted July 5, 2013 1. go get a hazmat suit. 2. buy smoke grenades. 3. Walk into park and hide in bushes. 4. when passerby comes along, jump out and use smoke grenade. Say "Citizen! What is the date?" 5. When they reply, say "There might still be time!" and dash off. 6. What else would you ever want to do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil1882 Posted July 6, 2013 Report Share Posted July 6, 2013 1. play 'global thermo nuclear warfare' on nato's computer. 2. teach computer lesson in futility. 3. teach computer life is futile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buddyboy3000 Posted January 9, 2016 Report Share Posted January 9, 2016 To-Do List for the Morning Go to sleep Wake up at 7:02:39:752 EXACTLY Look for alarm clock Look for sledge hammer Bring sledge hammer to bed Set alarm clock to 7:59:59:999 Go back to sleep Wake up due to alarm clock Yell, "I woke up before 8:00!" Pick up sledge hammer Destroy alarm clock Fix alarm clock (again). Walk down the hallway sleepily Fall down the stairs to wake yourself up Make sure to hit the ground with your left knee (don't forget it). Look for the Bandaids to cover your bleeding knee Walk back upstairs Walk back down the hallway Yell, "FIRE!" and wake everyone else up. Let everyone gather around you to help. Say, "Oops! I thought today was somebody's birthday Repeat steps 13-16 Go to the store Pick up some more Bandaids Go to the cash register Ask the person behind you in line, "What did you have for breakfast?" When the person replies, yell at the top of your lungs, "I FORGOT TO EAT BREAKFAST YESTERDAY!" Sprint towards the breakfast food aisle Realize you are not hungry Go back home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.