[Guest]

Here are some funny quotes i found, please add more, thanks!

~Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

~"People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world."

~Best excuse if you didn't do your homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from

~I was planning to procrastinate, but decided to put it off.

~How can I miss you if you won't go away?

~The cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good spit it out.

~The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and keep it in your pocket.

~A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. Theodore Roosevelt

~If pro is the opposite to con, then what is progress the opposite to?

~Top Ten Reasons To Procrastinate

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~The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.

~May you live as long and you want, and never want as long as you live

~As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools. ~ Anonymous

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. ~ Anonymous

~"Take my advice, I don't use it anyway."

~"Do not disturb, I’m disturbed enough already."

~"I'm open to suggestions, just not to taking them."

~•Sure God created man before woman, but then again you always make a rough draft before creating the final masterpiece. ~ Anonymous

~A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success. Helen Rowland

~You are totally unique, just like everybody else.

[Molly Mae]

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. -- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. =P

[plasmid]

Since you mentioned yearbook quotes in particular, the message going along with one person's yearbook signature that I lol'ed most about was: "Sex is yellow, sex is green, sex is blue, have a colorful summer." (Too bad that was in someone else's yearbook.)

[Hidden G]

~"Take my advice, I don't use it anyway."~

~"I'm open to suggestions, just not to taking them."

~You are totally unique, just like everybody else.

my top 3 . (but all of them are WISE )

Edited October 8, 2011 by Hidden G

[Guest]

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. - Mark Twain

Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.

[MissKitten]

always comes after you need it. Experience - random poster in my school

I'm afraid I don't have any other ones right now...

[Guest]

hey this was a joke i heard in school that u can use

Knock,Knock

Who's there?

Boo

Boo who

Aw there, don't cry!

and this one too

Knock, knock

who's there?

i am

i am who?

Don't you know who you are?!

hope u use it

[flamebirde]

To sleep, Perchance to dream.

Anything worth living for is worth dying for.

Anything worth living for is either politically correct or a crime. there is no in between.