Guest Posted April 24, 2011 Report Share Posted April 24, 2011 (edited) I know that this is stretching the definition of Word Riddles but hey... There is nothing as funny as a good Mondegreen. Can you name either the original/real lyric or the song? If you're interested, the origins of the term are outline in a wiki article. Please add your own (preferably with a clue in a spoiler) but number them uniquely, otherwise we might all get confused I'll get the ball rolling with some fairly well known ones... 1. "...alex the seal..." Go-Gos 2. "Might as well face it, you're a d**k with a glove" Robert Palmer 3. "...my anus is the center hole..." J. Geils Band 4. "...wrapped up like a douche..." Manfred Mann's Earth Band 5. "...four hundred children had a cr*p in the field..." Kenny Rogers Edited April 24, 2011 by WombatBreath Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Thalia Posted April 25, 2011 Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 "homeostasis, somewhere there's a chromosome.." taylor swift Love Story? I think I like that better than the real lyrics. I got tired of hearing it really fast from riding the bus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 fabpig Posted April 25, 2011 Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 This has got a bit haphazard., Wom. It might be an idea to issue a list of all with who's got what, those outstanding, etc . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Molly Mae Posted April 25, 2011 Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 "You need Kool-aid, well maybe I made Kool-aid. I'm gonna say yeah, and give you Kool-aid" Led Zeppelin. Not expecting that, were you? Whole Lotta Love =P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted April 25, 2011 Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 (edited) OK, Here's a CONSOLIDATION. If the Spoiler text says 'Answer', someone has provided it, but if it says 'clue' no-one has solved it yet. Please number yours when you add them. 1. "...alex the seal..." Q-Cumber got 'Our Lips are Sealed' by The Go-Gos 2. "...Might as well face it, you're a d**k with a glove..." Q-Cumber got 'Addicted to Love' by Robert Palmer 3. "...my anus is the center hole..." Q-Cumber got 'My Angel is a Centrefold' by J. Geils Band 4. "...wrapped up like a douche..." fabpig got 'Blinded by the Light' by Manfred Mann's Earth Band 5. "...four hundred children had a cr*p in the field..." Q-Cumber got 'Lucille' by Kenny Rogers 6. "...God loves gravy..." plainglazed got 'Constant Craving' by K.D. Lang 7. "...spare him his life and his pork sausages..."Q-Cumber got 'Bohemian Rhapsody' by Queen 8. "...I don't understand the point of fingers..." (might only be really well known for Aussies) Eskimo Joe 9. "...the pelican sh*t inside her head..." Boomtown Rats 10. "...whoa! we're half gay bears. Whoa! livin' on eclairs..." Q-Cumber got 'Living' on a Prayer' by Bon Jovi 11. "...Shamu the mysterious whale..." Q-Cumber got 'She Moves in Mysterious Ways' by U2 12. "...I still haven't found Walter's cookie jar..." Q-Cumber got 'I Still Haven't Found What I'm looking For' by U2 13. "...D***s are fine at any place, they are yours to embrace..." Radiohead 14. "...something in the way she moos, makes her like no other mother..." Bob Loblaw got 'something in the way she moves attracts me like no other lover' by The Beatles 15. "...homeostasis, somewhere there's a chromosome.." Thalia got 'Love Story' by Taylor Swift 16. "...You need Kool-aid, well maybe I made Kool-aid. I'm gonna say yeah, and give you Kool-aid"..." Molly Mae got 'Whole Lotta Love' by Led Zeppelin 17. "...burnin out the furze of Heb 'addon.." ask fabpig Edited April 26, 2011 by WombatBreath Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 fabpig Posted April 26, 2011 Report Share Posted April 26, 2011 Elton John Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted April 26, 2011 Report Share Posted April 26, 2011 "..you can't always get a chihuahua..." Rolling Stones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 fabpig Posted April 26, 2011 Report Share Posted April 26, 2011 I don't like Mondays Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted April 26, 2011 Report Share Posted April 26, 2011 "..you can't always get a chihuahua..." Rolling Stones Easy You can't always get what you want Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 7, 2011 Report Share Posted May 7, 2011 Elton John Rocket Man ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 fabpig Posted May 7, 2011 Report Share Posted May 7, 2011 Rocket Man ? Burnin out the fuse up here alone......(?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 7, 2011 Report Share Posted May 7, 2011 18. There's a bathroom on the right CCR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 fabpig Posted May 7, 2011 Report Share Posted May 7, 2011 (edited) 18. There's a bathroom on the right CCR Bad Moon Rising.....Fogerty actually sings those lyrics in concert Edited May 7, 2011 by fabpig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 7, 2011 Report Share Posted May 7, 2011 Bad Moon Rising.....Fogerty actually sings those lyrics in concert Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 fabpig Posted May 7, 2011 Report Share Posted May 7, 2011 Jimi Hendrix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 7, 2011 Report Share Posted May 7, 2011 Can't leave out the classic... 7. "...spare him his life and his pork sausages..."Queen He also has "... a devil for a sideboard ..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 25, 2011 Report Share Posted May 25, 2011 Should be pretty simple with a little thought: "...but the chair is for my bum..." Michael jackson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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I know that this is stretching the definition of Word Riddles but hey... There is nothing as funny as a good Mondegreen.
Can you name either the original/real lyric or the song?
If you're interested, the origins of the term are outline in a wiki article.
Please add your own (preferably with a clue in a spoiler) but number them uniquely, otherwise we might all get confused
I'll get the ball rolling with some fairly well known ones...
1. "...alex the seal..."
2. "Might as well face it, you're a d**k with a glove"
3. "...my anus is the center hole..."
4. "...wrapped up like a douche..."
5. "...four hundred children had a cr*p in the field..."
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