[Guest]

i got this stange book filled with pessimistic qoutes and i felt like sharing them since some are really funny.XD

enjoy!XD

'stupidity is the basic building block of the universe'

'adventure is just bad planning'

'millions long for immortality who don't know what to do with themselves

on a rainy sunday afternoon.'

'people who keeps dogs are cowards who have not got the guts to bite people themselves'

'you must not love animals as they don't last long enough

but you must not love humans as they last too long'

'architecture is only the art of how to waste space'

'writing a book of poetry is like dropping a rose petal

down the Grand Canyon and waiting for an echo'

'look for pleasure and you'll find boredom'

'everyone thinks of changing the world,

but no one thinks of changing himself'

'a single death is a tragedy,

but a million deaths is a statistic'

'give a man a fish and you feed him for a day,

teach him how to fish and he'll sti in a boat

and drink beer all day'

XD

theres still more but i'll put these up first

[EDM]

I love these!!! Hilarious!!! :lol:

[MissKitten]

[Guest]

'a single death is a tragedy,

but a million deaths is a statistic' was said by Joseph Stalin. Irregardless, it's true. I did find these hilarious.

Give a man a blanket and he'll be warm. Light him on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!

[peace*out]

this is funny! Why did i only find this now?

'give a man a fish and you feed him for a day,

teach him how to fish and he'll sti in a boat

and drink beer all day'

I love this quote.

[Guest]

It was actually "Light a fire for someone and he'll be warm. Light him on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life